[INTRO MUSIC] Geoff : Oh, I got my f*cking combat sl- I got my combat Flip Flops on Michael : I got blood all over my f*cking knuckles Gavin : You got -snickers- Michael : I’m covered in blood Gavin : Have you always been wearing flip flops? Geoff : No I-I started wi- It was my ode to the beach bum pack Michael : Dude The Beach…the beach bum.
Look we’ve all got flip flops on.
Gavin : Oh…I didn’t Michael : except- Oh no Ray you chan-
Ray : No I changed back
Michael : Ray you changed back Ray : No longer beach bums Gavin: Yeah…. Geoff : Alrite everybody come to me ( 😛 Oh Geoff I’m gonna come all over you alright 😉 )
(Michael Saying something While Geoff is speaking) Michael : I intergrated it into my uh…. Geoff : Remember a long time ago we did a little thing called “King of the Mountain” in Red Dead Redemption? Ray : I was there.
Michael : Yeah…. Gavin : That was years ago right?
Michael : It wasn’t that long ago. Geoff : Geoff and Ryan and Michael-
Michael : Gavin and Me
Geoff : Michael and Gavin yeah. Gavin : It was this very mountain but 200 years ago
Ray : -Looks at Geoff’s Flip Flops- Nice Flip Flops Geoff Thanks man. And uh…. so now we are going to do it in GTA. So everybody
Ray : Socks and Sandals and F*ckin Shoebe
Michael : Did you know Red Dead Redemption was almost 200 years before this Gavin : What? when was it? Michael : It’s like the early like 20th century Gavin : Oh it was?
Michael : Yeah It’s like 19-something
Geoff : Oh god….. Gavin : Ah well…you know
Geoff : Cowboys lived in the time of Jesus
according to Gavin (Team Lads Laughing) Ray : And dinosaurs. Michael : Alrite! King of the mountain baby. Geoff : Alrite, So everybody get all bunched up
Michael : Fight to the death, Let’s do this Geoff: alrite
Michael I’m ready Geoff : WHO’S GONNA BE THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN ROUND 1!!!! uh?…..First one with 2 victories wins GO!!! (Gavin Laughs)
Michael : OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Gavin : Oh!
Geoff : Who ran away? Michael : Kickin, Throwin Hay Makers, It was Ray. Geoff : Ray’s f*ckin…C-
Michael : Ow (Gavin Grunting) Geoff : Ray obviously doesn’t know how to play Michael : ah see- You beat Gavin to death
Gavin : Oh…
(Geoff Cackling) Michael : You didn’t f*cking realize that like fucking friendly fire isn’t on so uh…
Ray : TIME TO ENTER THE FRAY!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! Ow! Michael:…you’re gonne do damage. We’re gonna punch each other to death. Ray: We’re gonna beat the sh*t out of each other Michael: Get off Geoff! AAAHHHH [All laughing] Ray: You b*tch slapped me Geoff: How do we turn friendly fire off? Michael: Ray’s dodging! You son of a b*tch! Ray: King of the Mountain, baby Michael: Alright so Ray won, not King of the Mountain but… Michael:…people fighting on top of a mountain Geoff: How do we turn friendly fire off? Ray: You don’t.
Michael: You didn’t plan that far ahead did you? Ray: Welcome to all of our Let’s Plays Michael: We have to be on a team to not do damage to each other Geoff: Oh, well we’ll just have to f*cking fight it out then Michael: Well that was a waste of time Geoff: Ray won round one! Gavin: Round one Geoff: First to three victories Michael: We could be doing this on the street, it makes no difference! Geoff: It’s gonna make a difference if you fall off the mountain Gavin: You can see all the footprints here Michael: It’s so dumb Ray: [Laughing] Oh ya, the footprints Gavin: Uhhh what can we fight with that’s less damaging than a… Gavin: Ow, OW! [While Gavin yells OW repeatedly]
Michael: Nothing, a fist is the least damaging Gavin: Geoff, Geoff! Geoff: Get off! Ray: He’s got a knife! Michael: Maybe if you use a knife or broken bottle it’ll do less damage [Geoff laughing] Michael: Ray’s just watching Ray: Dude I got a nightstick [Geoff laughs while Gavin repeatedly yells OW] Ray: You guys are beating the shit out of each other Ray: Oh!
Gavin: AAHHH Ray: There goes Gavin Geoff: [Laughing still] Michael: Hey Ray!
Ray: Hey Michael: BOOSH!
Ray: OOOH [Michael and Geoff laughing] Michael: Hey Geoff! Geoff: AAAHHH Michael: Come here you son of a b*tch! Michael: You’re going off
Geoff: AAHHH Ray: Oh my god you kicked him right off the edge Michael: He keeps dying from the kick not from the fall Geoff: Michael won round two Michael: No Ray’s still here Ray: OOHH MY GOD Geoff: Michael won round two! Gavin: Let’s restart Michael: [Laughing maniacally] Gavin: God damn Ray: My f*cking innards Michael: [still laughing] Gavin: Alright, let’s restart Geoff: So we’re just gonna keep doing this? Michael: I guess Geoff: Alright let’s do it! Michael: This is certainly not King of the Mountain but Geoff: Sure it is!
Ray: This is just brawl on a hill Michael: [to Geoff] it’s not Geoff: It’s absolutely Gavin: Let’s get right on the very tippy edge Geoff: Right on the tippy edge Michael: Idiots Ray: Oh we’re gonna fight right here, okay Michael: AAAAHHHH Geoff: Alright Michael: Oh, sh*t Geoff: ROUND THREE B*TCHES [Everyone yelling and laughing] Michael: I win! [More yelling and laughing] Michael: I win! I’m the only one left [Geoff laughing] Michael: WooHoo! Ray: Oh my god
Michael: I win! Michael: I win all the…I win all three
Ray: Jesus Ray: I’m alright, I’m okay Gavin: Didn’t see that coming, I don’t know why Michael: Dude I saw you go right over my head [Geoff laughing hysterically] Gavin: Alright, climb back to the top
Ray: Alright [Geoff still laughing] Gavin: Was that my car as well? Michael and Geoff: Ya Michael: Ya it was. Ow! Geoff: It was your car
Michael: Ray, what the f*ck? Ray: I wanna be King of the Mountain Michael: Ya, you f*cking son of a b*tch Gavin: Did the grenades come out? Ray: I won the only legit one Ray: Semi-legit Michael: Wait, am I shooting at you Gavin or Ray? Ray: We all look the same Michael: Ya, you do Ray: It’s raining Michael: [singing] Ooh baby, it’s raining, raining. Rocket into me Michael: [singing] into me.
Ray: It’s like D-Day Gavin: Pack that in, you son of a b*tch! Michael: Are we ready? Michael: Was that you trying to hit me? Gavin: Ya Ray: Geoff, your f*cking flip flops Michael: Alright, we waiting? Gavin: Ya let’s all like, let’s get right not the very… Michael: Oh no, my health Gavin: Get on the edge tip Gavin: No cars, no bats, no RPGs Michael: Alright Michael and Geoff: No cars, no bats, no RPGs Geoff: Got it
Michael: So Geoff’s gonna do something besides.. Ray: He’s got a bottle Michael: Geoff, stop! Geoff! Ray: Fistacups only
Geoff: Alright Gavin: Ray your a damn mile away! Michael: I love how Ray starts all the way over there Ray: My bad Gavin: Ray likes to watch and then kick the last man standing Ray: Well it worked Michael: Ready? One…two…three Michael: Get Gavin! [laughing] Geoff: Dog pile on Gavin! Michael: Push him off! Push him off! [laughing and fight sounds] Michael: Come here, you f*cker Michael: Ooooh oh no no no! [Laughing and fighting sounds] Michael: I’m going down! I’m gonna die! Michael: I’m gonna die! Michael: I got brain damage, Ray murdered me Gavin: Get off the…umph Ray: Yaaa! Michael: This is more of like, corpse disposal Michael: Like you murder people and then their dead bodies… Geoff: I can’t get up! Michael:…just roll off the f*cking cliff Ray: So do I win cuz Geoff can’t get up? Geoff: I can’t get up to kick Ray’s ass! Michael: No you can do it Geoff Ray: Just go around, you’re going the right way Michael: It’s a hiatus Ray: Geoff you’re right there
Michael: Come on Geoff Ray: Geoff’s got a f*cking bottle! Geoff: AAHHH Come here b*tch! [Laughing and fighting sounds] Ray: I still kicked your ass! Michael: You got your ass kicked [Laughing] Geoff: Alright, Ray wins round three Geoff: Or round, whatever it is
Michael: Round four! Michael: Round three was the car Geoff: Oh my god, stupid idiot is so much fun Ray: F*cking do it Michael: Guys, did something happen to my car? Michael: My insurance company’s calling Geoff: [laughs]
Michael: Guys? Michael: I’m rolling down the hill, f*ck! Gavin: Should we just have a foot race to the bottom? Geoff: Ya, round five is foot race to the bottom Michael: Alright, alright
Ray: [laughs] Michael: I can’t get up! F*ck Ray: This is like the mountain Olympics Gavin: Mountain Olympics, exactly Ray: Mid-video change Michael: Ya we need to change the name of this at some point Gavin: So we’ve done the fist fight portion of the Olympics Michael: We’ve done the fist fight, the baseball bats, the car, the rocket launcher… Geoff: Ya, it’s Mountain Olympics Ray: OW! Ray: You doggy punched me Michael: Dude my guys swung so hard Geoff: Ya he did
Ray: Calm down sandals! [Geoff laughs] Michael: Got something to say to me brother? Michael: Got something to say to me?? Geoff: Where’s Gavin? Michael: I don’t know! Where are you, d*ckhead? Gavin: Umm, I’m climbing up Gavin: Hang on, almost there Michael: Always waiting for Gavin Gavin: Hang on Geoff: Always waiting for Gavin Gavin: There we go Gavin: Finally made it Geoff: Alright we can do the footrace to the bottom, that’ll be fun Ray: So we’re just gonna jump off… Geoff: Uh huh Ray: [singing random tune] Michael: So what are we doing, race this time? Geoff: Ya
Gavin: Were you pointing…? Michael: I was pointing a rocket at you the whole time Gavin: So first one, what can we see? Ray: First one to the water? Gavin: First one to the water. Ready? Geoff: Or last person alive Geoff: On your marks, get set, go! Michael: Why would you jump? [random yelling] All: Oh god. Oh F*ck! Ray: God damn it, get up! Geoff: Get up you idiot! Ray: That was…alright [Michael laughing] Michael: I’m in the lead!!! Michael: GOOO MAN!!! [Michael laughing] Geoff: Go me! Michael: Go shades, go! Michael: Dude, the vest is helping me right now Ray: Dude the f*cking sandals I’m like… Michael: Oh no! Michael: Oh sh*t Geoff jumped over my head [Geoff laughing] Michael: No Geoff!
Geoff: [Laughs harder] Ray: I need you guys to f*ck up Ray: Hey, there’s your car! Michael: [over-exaggerated panting] Ray: Oh f*ck I tripped over my shoe laces Gavin: Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ray: What’s up? Ray: What’s up Vav? Michael: It’s neck and neck Geoff!
Geoff: I’m gonna win! Michael: [laughs]
Geoff: I’m gonna win! Geoff: Redemption!!!! Geoff: I’m gonna win!!!! [Michael still laughing] Michael: You motherf*cker
Geoff: GO!! Michael: Get back here! Geoff: GO!
Michael: Oh, sh*t! Geoff: It’s kicking off behind us! Ray: It’s not me Geoff: Oh god! Ray: Geoff’s gonna win Ray: Geoff’s gonna win! Geoff: I’m in the water!!! [Celebration noises] Michael: Congratulations Geoff Geoff: Thanks! Celebrate! Gavin: That shot of all of us… Ray: Did you just shank him in the water? Ray: The hell was that? Ray: OH! [Michael and Geoff laugh hysterically] Ray: Like what’s that flashing thing in the water? [laughing harder] Michael: I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT Michael: COME GET SOME Geoff: God damn Geoff: Let’s stop I guess right? Geoff: It’s not gonna get any better than that Ray: Was that a Things to Do? Michael: Certainly
Geoff: Absolutely, easily [Outro theme]