GEOFF: Alright, so is everybody ready? RAY: Yeah MICHAEL: So what GEOFF: This is Things To Do in Grand Theft Auto V MICHAEL: (laughing) Is this ‘da bus?’ RAY: Is that how you spell Knieval? GEOFF: I was playing around with death and uh- MICHAEL: What’s up, Ray? RAY: Is that how you spell Knieval? MICHAEL: Yeah GEOFF: (continuing) with job creations – (answering Ray) Yeah, I had Jack look it up JACK: (aside) ‘Da bus’ MICHAEL: It is. GEOFF: (continuing) An, uh, he once jumped the snake river JACK: He did! GEOFF: We’re going to jump, uh some… buses. MICHAEL: He jumped a lot of things GEOFF: (agreeing) He jumped a lot of stuff. MICHAEL: He probably jumped some buses, right? GEOFF: He jumped a shark. RAY: (loudly) Someone say we’re gonna jump ‘da bus.’ JACK: Did somebody make the rocket things that didn’t make it? MICHAEL: Fonzie jumped the shark GEOFF: Fonzie – Fonzie jumped the shark. JACK: And made a lot of money. GEOFF: So anyway, what I did was, I was fucking around with the death match settings and I decided to see if we could jump a bunch of buses, and do a cool stunt jump thing in a … fuckin’ … Beejay Yada-yada-yada in different cars, whatever, shut up You guys ready? RYAN: Good explanation, Geoff! MICHAEL: Okay? You just kind of trailed off there, Geoff. GAVIN: What? GEOFF: Eh, you didn’t shut up. Alright, don’t kill each other and, uh… JACK: So, grab whatever you want? MICHAEL: What are we doing? RYAN: So, pick a car, right? GEOFF: Yeah, just pick a car and lets see if you can jump the fuckin’…
RYAN: (loudly) Uh… RAY: I was gonna say “Is there a car anywhere?” RYAN: I’m gonna Biff. JACK: Are we ready? Can we just go? MICHAEL: Aw yeah! JACK: Just do it? MICHAEL: Ray, look! A bicycle! Ooh god – GEOFF: I’m gonna get up on top and – I wanna get on top and watch this RAY: Yeah, damn right I’m using the bicycle.
MICHAEL: Yeah, you just go. RYAN: Alright.
MICHAEL: Yeah, you just go. MICHAEL: Ope, nevermind. JACK: I’m gonna do a run that you do like where you go… GEOFF: I’m gonna – I’m do some sweet camera stuff. JACK: …and then you go past it. RAY: How do you jump on a bike? JACK: And you do like, what the stuntmen do. RYAN: Yeah, yeah you gotta loop around, get some speed. MICHAEL: (to Ray) L – Right bumper stick. Hold right bumper stick. RAY: (shouting) OH! GEOFF: (loud) OH SHIT!
[GAVIN laughing] MICHAEL: Ray, your bike went fucking flying.
GEOFF: That bike went far as fuck! RAY: Let me go get that back [GAVIN laughs] MICHAEL: I’m gonna get a run up. GEOFF: Holy fuckin butts, dude. RYAN: Alright RAY: I can’t shoot Gavin, god dammit. GEOFF: Can’t get up on the RAY: I was gonna hit him with a rocket when he was by the buses. JACK: That’s a good amount of buses there RYAN: Here we go. I’m comin’ in. GEOFF: There’s ten buses. RYAN: Gonna make a jump. GEOFF: (makes a noise that kind of sounds like he’s throwing up) I can’t get up on the… JACK: Good luck! MICHAEL: Hwuh! RYAN: Uhhhhh……Oh god MICHAEL: Uhh- RYAN: WHOA!
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