THE FASTEST EGG | Duck Life #1

Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name’s Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Duck Life Or, I guess, this one is Duck Life 4 I’ve never heard about these games before and I heard a lot of people in the comments Asked me to play and I thought if, I thought people were mixing up duct game or something or It was a variant of duck game or something like that, but apparently a lot of people want to see me play this game. I have absolutely no idea what it is. I don’t know what you do. I don’t know the, the, Type of game that is, how fast is your computer? Okay, pretty fast. I mean it has some really great stuff in it. One year after the ban of genetically modified Oh, by the way, I’m playing the fourth one because that was the first one that showed up when I searched Duck Life and Also, I feel like it’s probably gonna be the best one One duck racer reigns supreme! It is up to you to beat him. Oh, so you want to be a duck trainer, eh? Take your pick. Oh, it’s like Pokemon! I want the yellow egg. Aw, he’s cute! Oh, I get to name my duck! I didn’t want to just go for Ducky. Um, I’m gonna call you, Hatchet. Hatchet, ‘cuz he just hatched. No. I’m gonna call you, Eggsy. There you are, Eggsy! A fine Kingsmen! That’s a strong duck you’ve got. Let’s see how it does in a race. Oh, god. He didn’t get far at all. Uh oh, your duck collapsed. Looks like it needs more energy. Here’s some food. Drag it to your duck to increase it’s energy. Ahaha Okay, now I have more energy. Go Eggsy! Fuckin’ epic music! Incredible. Well done. That wasn’t very fast, but you can always increase your running speed by doing your running training Good luck, okay. I really like this game. Hey, you’re new here, right? I’m Joe. The running trainer. Oh god. He follows wherever I look. Aw, no. *Inaudible* Okay, that’s cool. Talk to me if you ever wanna increase your running level. See that duck over there with the ! over his head? With the *Snake sound* over his head, ya. He wants to race you. Just click on him to start the race. Over here is the shop. You can buy hats, or even new ducks! Why would I buy a new duck? Eggsy is the only duck I’ll ever need. And finally that windmill at the distance is the tournament room. Tournaments are sets of three races to roll the brakes you choose different dock to use knees race. Okay, got it You win a tournament you unlock a new area of the map Well, that’s about it. Whatever. drag your ducks to pick them up eggsy! you’re flying buddy, you’re flying sir Click to buy. how much money do I have? did i get more energy? I don’t know. let’s click on him and increase our our speed Welcome to running training increase your running over here my a minute. Okay, whatever which duck do you wanna do running training. my eggsy Use left and right keys to move your duck jump into the holes and stay on the screen for as long as you can press What? I.. ohhhhh wait Left and right keys Okay, I get Oh money fuck Okay, I want to try this again. Fuck you Jump into the holes are say in the screen for as long as you can okay? Oh Yes get some fucking sick monns can I jump I’m staying on screen for as long as I can I Can’t jump. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit Okay, here we go doing fucking fantastic look at That score. have you ever seen a score so high I bet you have You probably have shit. It’s speeding up go eggsy go eggsy manners maketh man And a boy yes Got a lot of money for this now as well. fuck yea eggsy my little boy my little yellow bean He actually looks like a bean actually looks like a peanut Yes, eggsy keep it going oh Jesus Scarin me now eggsy. You’re a bit faster than I trained you to be oh God oh god. Oh god. No level four holy shit Eggsy you beast get the money yes k theres money over there. I don’t know if we can get it, fuck get the money oh It’s all about them Mons Huns Just stand still stand still and youll make it that a boy eggsy, that a boy You’re doing it you’re doing it sir fuck fuck fuck Okay, getin a little harder Hey, fuck the money. I just want the score and also the money ah Fuck eggsy distance 2121. I’m level 8 now 1 2 3 & 4 are keys to control your duck. Oh 2 Four. that was a three Shit let’s challenge this spiky fucking duck hey wanna join my race the prize for winning is $50 okay, am I just going go eggsy oh the battle of the century go eggsy you beast He’s perfectly in line with the other guy shit he’s falling behind eggsy Beat that motherfucker did I not win Shit can I grab these ducks right let’s go into the shop and see what we can buy whoo Look at the items of the shelves to find out more information, an awesome hat for your ducks Does it not make me faster or anything What’s the fucking point then What do you do if you can beat me? I’ll give you an invite the tournament I Won’t race anyone with a Running level below ten. Okay? Wait. Do you actually say anything? There are no requirements to start This race, okay. I guess I’m training I don’t wanna train I Wanna I want to fight the ducks. I want to duck them up thata boy eggsy. I’m not collecting coins this time because itll Fuck me up eggsy. No running level 11 Yeah, what’s you got you got fucking Elevens? Nah dog. Nah dog only eggsys got them 11s Okay, just don’t die eggsy. I care a lot about you. You’re the only duck. I’ve ever known and loved Except that one time I loved and known that duck You got it though you got it, bro. You got it bro. Fucking. It’s a piece of cake for eggsy in downtown, Coolsville Look at this money’s just falling on my head money’s just fallen on eggsy Fuck I also called you eggsy cuz you’re yellow. You know like the yolk of an egg I don’t Know if that part was clear other than the fact that he came out of an egg, and i called him eggsy It’s like calling human’s vagina-e or *woomby* woomy Could be a great name. It sounds like you’re struggling to say roomie though But I’m doing fucking fantastic. look at this shit look at this Shit my god. I’m doing well Fuck yeah, I never ever want to have to do this training ever again Jesus Christ What igot hit by… Jesus I’m level 21. Went up ten levels with that one Okay it said use one two three and four Was i supposed to hit nothin shit? Hey now, I’m level 21 watch this Are you guys ready to see some? shit Watch me do watch eggsy go Go eggsy a fucking speed demon look at him go No one’s able to catch up with eggsy. This is a level 21 chicken right here level 21 chicken in the fucking zone, you’re not gonna have enough energy to finish it. Are you yeass eggsy my baby boy my little beautiful eggy boy well did I get pikachu Congratulations. You win the race and $50 wait is that it Is that all this game is Okay, it’s a tournament race now. Is that all this game is I thought running was like the first mission oh? Yeah, try and beat me now bitch try and catch up with this eggy goodness. I’ll make an omelet Outta yuh because I am eggsy whatd I get, okay same again woo you won the race and a tourny invite Okay, can i go into this tournament now to enter the tournament You must have an invite you can win one for the other race, okay? I’m putting three ducks in what’s better than an eggsy three eggsys team eggsy We’re gonna call ourselves the eggsocutioners I cant put in the last one, but eggocutioner is a good one here we go budahduh buh budahduh buh nothing is stopping this yellow speed demon People are gonna be like whoa is that a streak of piss? No it’s eggsy. fuck that guy is super fast. I don’t like that I Came second you can still win the tournament I sure can but I don’t think This guy is gonna be fast with me again. Isn’t he? Son of a bitch there aall faster than me Well isn’t that just a kick in the feathers you Lost the race I Came second Son of a bitch Am I supposed to just keep doing this go to the shop what can I buy uhm cool hair for eggsy you Kind of look the same That’s a boy eggsy thata boy look at the distance. We’re getting Egger That’s the shit. That’s the boy. I know and love That’s the lag I know and hate Don’t freeze on me game me and eggsy have got a fucking mission to do lookat this shit and no stopping the eggy team Except for now but screw that that didn’t count now the fucking dodge shit again. I hate this one this one is the suck I mean because it just goes on forever fuck I got greedy. I went for the money. I got greedy right this one. I’m gonna do well dodge the obstacles Okay one two three and four huh There we go four yes I’m already further than I’ve ever been now don’t press anything here. We go 2 and then we have a 1 2 ha ha ha 4 3 nice my fingers are kind of fucking up on me though Cuz i know what button to hit But I don’t know where my finger is I’m not used to using these finger to hit something like this oh? Fuck this is gonna Get hard. It’s like a flappy bird now, huh? It’s like fighting sans at the end of undertale dodge them bones here we go here we go here we go yes? Now we fucking got it Eggar now. We fucking got it I’m gonna mess this up by pressing the wrong one accidentally not by getting caught for time Oh, my god eggar eggar eggar. What’s happening? This is fucking skills to pay bills God my little boy. Oh, I hit it like a fraction too late right We’re level 34 So I’m gonna do this tournament again, and you know what we’re gonna buy some of this shit on were gonna buy some of this shit keep buying food Nice okay tournament, let’s go team Eggsocutioner go again y’all think you can beat the egg Tron Look at me go You don’t even stand a chance eat my feather dust PapapaPapapa right I better win this one Yes Yes So speed so momentum so efficiency. That’s my egger Watch it watch it check it peep y’all Fuck yeah, eggy is the fastest in the world nothing stopinn the little blue yellow Eggman. I was looking at the blue guy oh You won the last race What’s up, red Baker’s tough coils and humble jockeys more like humble cockies you won unlock swamp Oh? Twas just the beginning of eggsy’s adventure in duck life That’s it. That’s it next time next time. I’m going to leave this episode here Thank you guys so much for sticking around here with little eggsy boy me and my little yellow boy were going places To the moon and back again, and then to the moon again, cuz we lived there. We’re only over here visiting But anyway Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch the like button in the face like a boss! and highfives all around Thank you,guys and I will see all you dudes In the next video! Ah I almost chocked on saliva what the fuck