Sammy Smash: You want to just uber out with that? Just, like, uber out in a freaking bumper car? Butt Spew: It would be such a waste. I mean it would all just suicide bomb
Sammy Smash speaking over Butt Spew: It would! It would be great! Sammy Smash: [laughing] I mean this point’s free anyway, dude. Like, it’s fine. Butt Spew: I know but that would be so frustrating Sammy Smash: Yeah, exactly! For them! Just im-imagine the disrespect: they washed the last round. They’re like, “Alright guys, we’ll get them this time (very menacing growl),” and then we just uber n’ na just uber out in a bumper car, honk twice at them and then die. It’d be great! [laughter] C’mon, just (dying) just imagine it. It’s awesome.
Butt Spew: I mean, if you think you can get uber by like cuz I don’t want to waste, like, an uber and then stop being able to push
Sammy speaking over Butt: yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahnah That’s fine. That’s fine Butt Spew: Do you-do you think that we could build another uber but if we don’t cap it Sammy: Yeah! I could just hide in spawn. Butt Spew: (begrudgingly) Okay all right okay if that’s the case then… Sammy: Yeah, let’s do it! Come on, let’s go! (The two brave soldiers begin their walk of valor towards the battlefield) Sammy: All right gamers, let’s go!! (The dynamic duo make their way towards the point with little interference. The chaos behind them ignoring their march towards victory) Butt Spew:[unintelligible]
Sammy:This is killing me. They just completely ignored us. Butt Spew: And they’re still losing. Sammy: Wait we could actually!
oh nevermind. Mister Spew: We got fuckin’ owned.
Señor Sammy: ok, ok, ok, let’s actually push now (Cut to bumper car) Sammy: They didn’t pay attention to us at all! This is it! This is the 5000 IQ play! Watch this shit Heavy: Here I come! (Epic fighting music as Heavy laughs at the futile attempt by Sniper to defeat the walking hulk of muscle with his Jarate) Heavy: RUN COWARDS!!! Sammy (casually): So.
Spew: Can you pop it?
Both:YEA Spew: THAT’S RIGHT MUTHAFUCKAH YOU JUST GOT BAITED!
Sammy: (losing his shit) Spew: YOU THOUGHT, BITCH! Bitch you thought! Sammy:That’s the 5000 IQ™ play! I told you it was the best fuckin’ strat! Spew: Said “kid, bitch you thought!” It’s my favorite Homer he’s hilarious They don’t see us.
Yeah, they didn’t pay attention to us at all. [that’s right mother fucker] You don’t even need uber for this. Punch ’em. All right. There’s some guys [why.] Go in. [why.] Go in. [why you little piece of shit.] Already wasted like half the uber. It’s fine. We’ll be fine.
(all laughing) (Best plan possible is put into action) -I’m gonna kill you!
-If you catch this bottle I’m going to get a frosty’s fozen milkshake
-Why did we stay alive for that long? Like?
-They literally never saw us. -I have ’em trapped in their spawn, you can just push. They’re all scared. Yeah, we’re fine.
-I ubered their spy and he was so confused (laughing) Pffft. I just went on, like, a fuckin’ 5 k with the fists of steel in their spawn. I just violated the fuckin’ Geneva Convention Well time to pull some big brain flank plays. And by that I mean just walk behind ’em *stab* *stab* (A wild medic spots it’s prey: an unsuspecting spy) *stab* -Beat him up take his lunch money -The heavy and medic are down you guys can take that first point -Nah, I don’t feel like it -(mocking) Nah I wanna get it later.
-haosdfinelaisdnflen What the fuck! DANE! What the fuck was that!?!? -He was, like, in the corner -How did you? What?? Why did you just let that happen? Oh, all right, cool we did it excellent. Where is everybody? – I AM everybody at this point.
-All right Yeah now, I almost have it Let’s just-let’s just go.
-We go in -Okay, just disconnect -Did you see I just kept walking and he couldn’t do anything
-Because you just chased him into the sentry. That was awesome. Comin’ in boys It’s almost time. *Inaudible* Oh, there’s a spy near our spawn. Oh, nevermind, he’s on the point. (Laughter)
-There’s two fuckin’ spies on the point! -That was it! They went for that’s the pub boys dude, that’s it Go in Dane! Go in! Beat ’em up! Take their lunch money! (Dane’s War-cry) Got him! That was the best fucking Pub push I’ve ever seen. That was the funniest shit on the planeeeet. “fuck you spies”? Excuse you those spies are heroes, thank you very much! -I love Madagascar. Aha. I’m so funny.
-I’m just gonna use (Elephant Seal Mating call) -All right, well only one thing left to do. -Unreving is for pussiiiiiiieeees -Oh nohohoho (laughter) -Greentrooper07!?!?!? We just lost that point to Greentrooper07…. -It’s okay, I got four saws, for some reason. We’re fine We’re fine -Are you sure we didn’t lose because we were fucking doing the conga in front of their spawn, maybe? -Maybe it was the dance party that did it
-Yeah, maybe *that* was the reason #SaveSaddleThing. Dude, let’s make a Twitter campaign. #SaveSaddleBag -I think-I think that is a joke they made in the group. “Where’s uh-” Yeah You know, you know what? Okay, like I’m sure he remembers it, but I’m glad he doesn’t bring it up The first thing I ever did for Uncle Dane is I made a naked Uncle Dane Oof, Owie, the audio. Stop asking for Spy misc stereotypes, It won’t make it any faster. Infact, If anything you’ll just delay it even more. Soundsmith could be making another joke stereotype video right now. Oh shit, the audio’s back -Where you at? -There you are.
-No. No! NO! -Get fragged gamer! Get fragged! Oh shit, hahahahah Yeah, we won. This is still like my favorite taunt, Oh my god. Oh no, I’m being blocked Am I allowed to make a Tiananmen Square joke, the little thing that happened. I don’t want to risk it Look at this brave soul. Oh my god, I love this game He’s still there! He’s still doin’ it! He’s holding the line! Look at him go Oh no, oh no he’s going for it he’s going for it! He’s going for it! The fuck is this?? What is this???? I don’t trust this. I need to rid the world of this abomination -oh no enemy spotted Oh, hello. What are you doing? Aw Aw Aw Poor guy He’ll figure it out eventually. That was the dumbest fucking shot! I found you 🙂 “rena ur fat
fuck this game” I’m going off the cliff Going out on my own terms, thank you very much No. No, sir! Only *I* can kill myself. Hello me Alright you do you man Oh spy. What are you? What are you doin’? What are you doin’? Oh, okay. I gave him a chance. Oh, hello again Aw, poor guy Let’s go. He’s probably going to grab it and probably going up the spiral. Wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Haha, Mann Treads. [No, I looked at]
-He just slapped you!
-that was rude -Daamn, son!
-You gonna take that Orno, you gonna take that lying down?
-Or you gonna go? -Check this out. gamer. TF2! I’m trolling! Look! trooolled!
[He’s gunna slap you! Slap him!] God that was dumb Oh, this is-