The Best Chicken Recipes
[theme music] Jon: Hey, just let you know, you can watch this before everyone else if you become a member of our First group at roosterteeth.com/first or click the link below. You can also watch it live, which is even like earlier than early and I would appreciate it. Love you. Jon: I know one…
Paula: Hey everyone! you can watch new episodes of “RWBY Chibi” on Roosterteeth.com Kerry: For, free! Neath: Stop touching my keyboard! *clicky* Mercury: I’m so bored! It’s been forever since we did something nefarious! Emerald: It’s been 15 minutes… Mercury: I’ve got a great idea *Guitar* Emerald: I seriously doubt that… Mercury: Let’s have a…
Geoff: Well, we can talk about our day, right? Geoff: We started our morning uh, in the office. Geoff: Working. Gus: Yeah. And uh, then we promptly left there. Gus: And went straight to the airport to get on a plane. Geoff: We got on a plane. Gus: And flew to San Diego. Geoff: Sat…
Alright, we have… Sonic… What the fuck? He’s regular. NO! I don’t want this guy! Holy fuck! Spin! SPIN! I’m in the fucking Matrix. What is this? Fucking Sonic or Tron… Yeah. This is uh… Oh that went swimmin- I win! I won the- ohp, nope. Didn’t fucking start yet. Uh, I don’t know why…
*Axe kicks the table* *Screams* MICHAEL: That… GAVIN: Oh my god! How did you do that? MICHAEL: That is fucking… GAVIN: Oh my god! People call me the puppy master. DOOM! Aaahhhhh!! Aww, nice! Ohh! *laughs* (Posh accent) But, you can’t have love, actually! Holy shit, that was off the hook! AGREE! This is amazing!…
Aaron and I had this old guy in our apartment, and he has like a back problem, so he’s always like hunched over He’s at like a 90 degree angle Yeah and we’re pretty sure Aaron and I are sure that he’s like a ghost haunting our apartment complex because he fucking pops out of…
[Burnie] I don’t like movies like that; B: Super disease Movies. [Michael] I don’t like movies like that ’cause they usually suck. I hate when it’s just like, “Oh, my God”– it takes like an hour to get it going. It’s just like, “Get the fucking disease already.” Like, it finally starts spreading and at…
Achivement Hunter Presents… *calm piano music starts playing* Rage Quit…Oh What am I f**ing shooting!? Wooden Bullets!? They’re ZOMBIES! NOT VAMPIRES! Holy f**k x2 Really? My favorite part about zombies… ..is when they die.. when you shoot them IN THE F***ING HEAD OH WAIT! THAT DOESN’T APPLY ANYMORE! BULLETS ARE F***ING USELESS! LET ME JUST…
[Starring Michael Jones] Dodge ‘Em? No! More like Fuck ‘Em! The assholes who made this piece of shit! God Dammit! You gotta fuckin’ reset it every time! Why do I gotta re- AHHH WHY? I seriously hope the AI technology behind this fucking blue car, ya that’s what it is, is like in charge of…
Barb is hot as smartphones you were just cut off I really don’t think I could I don’t really know how do anything to get all your technology next five days you only use technology from the year your barn I have five buttons to work with here if you lose or get rid of…