The Best Chicken Recipes
[Piano plays] Adjust the white balance; not too bright, but not too dark!! Thanks for the fucking tips! This white balance is TOO dark. This white balance is TOO bright. THIS WHITE BALANCE IS JUUUST RIGHT!! Look into the camera and remain still and take the photo: IT WILL NOT FUCKING WORK!! This thing, it’s…
(Soft music) You Mother fucker! This is just pathetic Oh my god, I love how they start you like on a fucking corner. If you run straight, you hit like a- (grunts angrily) If you run straight you like hit a wall. You gotta, gotta, gotta fucking go: Woop! Go around that little fucking wall….
Gus: China breeds super cockroach to eat away 50 ton a day waste problem. Jon: I love stuff like that. Chris: This is, this is, it’s like the old lady who swallowed the fly. Barb: The fly? Gus: Yeah there you go. Chris: But this is gonna lead to super cock… villain. Barb: I was…
Ray: Really hoping for a return of, uh, Bodge. Gavin: [Laughs] Bodge is not on this team. Gavin: Bodge was a part of Drippy Spaff. Gavin: Munge Bimp is a different crew! Michael: It’s totally a different system, Ray! Gavin: There’s actually one person from Drippy Spaff who is a member of Munge Bimb! [Laughs]…
Dinoman GO! *rocket noises* Get in there Rex, get in the fucking car. Look at that. I can already fly why do I need a flying car? SPEED BOOST! Fresh Meat and Flow Rider. Let’s go to Fresh Meat. So this is JumpJet Rex. It’s a side-scrolling platformer game where you’re a fucking tyrannosaurus rex…
Barbara: Hello, internet and welcome to another episode of “Million Dollars, But…” I’m Barbara Dunkelman, and I’m joined by Ashley Jenkins and Lindsay Jones and we’re going to do a ladies edition of the show. So, uh, Ashley since it’s your first time here, why don’t you start us off? Ashley: Nothing like a little…
Roman: *Nefarious laughter* Where do you think you’re going, bunny? Velvet: Please! I- I don’t want any trouble! Roman: *More nefarious laughter* ??? [offscreen]: You’ve threatened your last bunny, villain! Roman: *Gasp* What, who said that? ???: It is I the crime fighter known as, the HuntsMan, and his heroic sidekick, WonderZwei! Zwei: *barks* Mercury:…
It used to feel like a fairytale Now it seems we were just pretending We’d fix our world, then on our way to a happy ending Then it turned out life was far less like a bedtime story Than a tragedy, with no big reveal of the hero’s glory And it seems we weren’t prepared…
Gavin: Hello planet internet, this is Gavin, Michael: Hi. Gavin: And Michael and Ray. Michael: Hello. Ray: Hi. Ray: That’s me. Gavin: This Things to Do, Gavin: Guess what we’re doing lads? Michael: What are we doing? Gavin: Skyrim Olympics. Michael: I knew cause we already filmed it. Ray: Yeah, I watched. Gavin: Yeah? It’s…
[knuckles cracking] [meowing Taps] [meow] [beeping] [puma snarling] Ohhh that’s a puma! Just aim for the soft underbelly I can do this! I can not do this! [screaming] Oh my god! Oh god! Why‽ Why is there even a puma here‽ It doesn’t make sense geographically! [sobbing] Why the fuck is there a puma? [meowing]…