The Best Chicken Recipes
Barbara: There’s also like a- you could get your ears flushed out too. By a lot of doctors. Burnie: I don’t like that though. I-I got a moth stuck in my ear when I was mowing the lawn one time? Burnie: That’s horrible. *Gavin wheezes* It was alive in my ear. Burnie: And- and- Gus:…
♫ Intro ♫ (Chris): On the subject of awkward dates, can you tell your… threesome story? (Josh): I can tell this podcast is going to do great things for my image. I will- I will tell the threesome story. I will keep it semi-PG-13, though. So I was seeing a girl, and she was bi,…
♪ This will be the day we’ve waited for ♪ ♪ This will be the day we open up the door ♪ ♪ I don’t wanna hear your absolution ♪ ♪ Hope you’re ready for a revolution ♪ ♪ Welcome to a world of new solutions ♪ ♪ Welcome to a world of bloody evolution…
Didn’t you say you had a story? I do have a story. The something you were embarrassed about Yeah, so We were talking about you know the birds and the bees talks we had in school. So when I was in fourth grade, we had the your changing body talk for the girls. And Brenda…
Don’t try this at home. One of the most satisfying activities in video games is destroying every single thing in your path. Destructibles like barricades, pots, and even large wooden crates are easily smashed to pieces in the video game environment. But come on, it couldn’t possible be as easy to destroy those same objects…
[Nerris] Excelsior! The new expansion. [Nerf] Aw mom, you always manage to give me the best gifts… even from jail. [Max] Well, they know what I like [Quartermaster] Y’all gunna need to sign for this. [Neil] (squeals with delight) I’ve waited for this day for so long.[Quartermaster] Yeah, okay (music) (dial tones) [Neil] Oh! (grunts)…
Oh, boy, Halo: Reach on Legendary with all skulls on! This should be fucking fun! RIGHT?!! NO. IT’S NOT. IT’S FUCKIN’ HARD AS SHIT!!! Get the fuck out of my way. GOD DAMN IT, HOLY SHIT! It’s the first fuckin’ TWO SECONDS of the level! Motherfucker, fucking DIE, Jesus Christ! Fuck you, skulls! I’mma skullfuck…
Burnie: So we got…….uh This was my 21 birthday I don’t remember this at all Uhmmm We did a really dumb thing when we were younger We did a really dumb thing And we ran out on a bar bill And its like… The next day I would’ve gone back and paid it anyway Like…
RWBY Chibi! Qrow: And that, girls, is what we call rolling “snake eyes.” Ruby: Oh, yeah. Look at that. They look like little eyes. Ruby: Oh, cute… Tai: Hey, guys! What’s going on? Up top! [Qrow sighs] Ruby: Uncle Qrow is teaching us important life lessons. Tai: What kind of life lessons is he teaching…
Hey everyone, you can watch new episodes of Ruby Chibi on roosterteeth.com for free! Stop touching my keyboard.>=( -Touches keyboard- Pyr: Weiss, this tea party is very lovely! Pyr: What’s the occasion? Weiss: Oh, I was trying to keep it a surprise, but I can’t anymore! Klein! Klein: Klien Seben That’s your service. Well, Weiss’…