The Best Chicken Recipes
Barbara: Hello, internet and welcome to another episode of “Million Dollars, But…” I’m Barbara Dunkelman, and I’m joined by Ashley Jenkins and Lindsay Jones and we’re going to do a ladies edition of the show. So, uh, Ashley since it’s your first time here, why don’t you start us off? Ashley: Nothing like a little…
Roman: *Nefarious laughter* Where do you think you’re going, bunny? Velvet: Please! I- I don’t want any trouble! Roman: *More nefarious laughter* ??? [offscreen]: You’ve threatened your last bunny, villain! Roman: *Gasp* What, who said that? ???: It is I the crime fighter known as, the HuntsMan, and his heroic sidekick, WonderZwei! Zwei: *barks* Mercury:…
It used to feel like a fairytale Now it seems we were just pretending We’d fix our world, then on our way to a happy ending Then it turned out life was far less like a bedtime story Than a tragedy, with no big reveal of the hero’s glory And it seems we weren’t prepared…
Gavin: Hello planet internet, this is Gavin, Michael: Hi. Gavin: And Michael and Ray. Michael: Hello. Ray: Hi. Ray: That’s me. Gavin: This Things to Do, Gavin: Guess what we’re doing lads? Michael: What are we doing? Gavin: Skyrim Olympics. Michael: I knew cause we already filmed it. Ray: Yeah, I watched. Gavin: Yeah? It’s…
[knuckles cracking] [meowing Taps] [meow] [beeping] [puma snarling] Ohhh that’s a puma! Just aim for the soft underbelly I can do this! I can not do this! [screaming] Oh my god! Oh god! Why‽ Why is there even a puma here‽ It doesn’t make sense geographically! [sobbing] Why the fuck is there a puma? [meowing]…
[Gavin] Uh what are we doing? [Griffon] We’re looking for a slut paddle A slut – My daughter’s here. A slut paddle [Gavin] And what are we gonna do with it? Geoff has a really bad sunburn. Um, mostly on his forehead. Um okay, so we’re gonna-trying to find a slut paddle which has ‘slut’…
Ugh my God. This game is such bullshit. These AI are fucking retarded! Shoot the fuckers, repair the fucking robot Forget the fucking command posts! My god! Why do I have to fucking heal myself Why. You’re a medic. Medics don’t run out on the field and fucking hand out syringes, okay? MEDICS FUCKING MEDICATE…
OZPIN: Every Chibi in Beacon liked the holiday season. This Chibi loathed it, for who knows what reason? – Curses! It’s my least favorite time of the year! Nondescript Winter Holiday! The time of year when everybody is nice and loving and everyone “cares” about one another. But no one cares about me! I wish…
Yang: And she said- Blake: Now that’s a katana. Weiss: Get new jokes, Yang. Ruby: Guys! Shut up! I just got the most incredible news! Blake: What is it? Ruby: Uncle Qrow is coming to visit!!!! Yang: *gasp* Oh my gosh. I can’t wait! Weiss: Your uncle Qrow? Isn’t he the drunk loudmouth? Ruby: He…
Geoff: Listen, I was talking to his grandpa one year, at this convention, actually. And he was like, (Michael imitating Gavin’s grandpa) And he was like, “Thank you so much for taking, uh, my boy under your wings, and making a thing out of him.” Gavin: Is that you doing an Italian accent? Yeah- Gavin:…