The Best Chicken Recipes
I gotta tear and a stain in front of my shirt just gotta jiggle it around Jordan what the fuck is happening in this script? and there’s a t… fucking piece of paper oh I love being in Gus’ head it’s filthy (accent) it’s real filthy in ‘ere then why is there a goat in…
Do you ever pick up a rock and think, I wonder how far this rock is away from where it started? I thought about that with bugs When a bug got in the car and then you roll the window down and the bug goes near the window and then goes *zoop* out the window…
Geoff: Burnie and I were in the Netherlands last week Geoff: and we ate a lot of really weird terrible food Burnie: we ate raw meat Burnie: the worst kind of thing you can eat raw Gus: in Europe too. That’s mad cow territory Geoff: it’s called Austwurst it’s an Amsterdam specialty Burnie: No but…
So how long have you been here now Kara About six months now wow really mhmm Jesus So so whats your most exciting part of your today Kara Geoff has the grill that looks like the escape pod From Star Wars It does You have to open it up and see droids inside like “where’s…
[Rooster Teeth Theme Music] Gus: I’m glad we have…with Matt here actually, I forgot about drunk Matt until uh Geoff: I haven’t seen drunk Matt in years. Matt: I think Drunk Matt forgets about himself. [Laughter] Gus: I’ve experienced Drunk Matt only a few times over the years. Gus: For the first time was definitely…
Geoff: Listen, I was talking to his grandpa one year, at this convention, actually. And he was like, (Michael imitating Gavin’s grandpa) And he was like, “Thank you so much for taking, uh, my boy under your wings, and making a thing out of him.” Gavin: Is that you doing an Italian accent? Yeah- Gavin:…
Gus: The first time I saw Lindsay here at the office, I think I’d been out of the office and I came back and I walked in one morning, and she was sitting at Jack’s computer. I had no idea who the fuck she was. And then it got to the point where was it…
Gus: Grapes are in season and they are fucking awesome right now. Gavin: Do you know anyone who doesn’t like a nice grape? Like, people like grapes. Gus: People like grapes? I want to see that as a shirt! I want to see a picture of Gavin’s face, and just “People like grapes” Burnie: The…
[Miles] I used to drink tequila all the time until my 21st birthday. [Kyle] *Laughing* And then we don’t talk about my 21st birthday… [Kyle] No! Let’s talk about your 21st birthday. Our friend, Billy Matics…. Came down… Like… An angel for your 21st birthday. And he said, “Miles, I’m going to get you a…
Gavin: So, I went swimming with Michael and Lindsay at their apartment. We were- we’d been in there for hours. We all get out, Lindsay walks back like two minutes in front of us and I’m walking back with Michael. The 2-minute head start that Lindsay had, she’d gone into the house, locked the door…