Geoff: Well, we can talk about our day, right? Geoff: We started our morning uh, in the office. Geoff: Working. Gus: Yeah. And uh, then we promptly left there. Gus: And went straight to the airport to get on a plane. Geoff: We got on a plane. Gus: And flew to San Diego. Geoff: Sat…
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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Barbara vs The Old Man
Aaron and I had this old guy in our apartment, and he has like a back problem, so he’s always like hunched over He’s at like a 90 degree angle Yeah and we’re pretty sure Aaron and I are sure that he’s like a ghost haunting our apartment complex because he fucking pops out of…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Hope vs. Starvation
Gavin: I have a question about starving to death. Gus: Go on Gavin: Say I went without food, I was through the desert, crawling along, Eventually I starve to death. Burnie: Right. Gavin: Say, 30 seconds before I starve to death a dude held a sandwich I wouldn’t just die, would I? I’d be like,…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Disease Movie Theatre
[Burnie] I don’t like movies like that; B: Super disease Movies. [Michael] I don’t like movies like that ’cause they usually suck. I hate when it’s just like, “Oh, my God”– it takes like an hour to get it going. It’s just like, “Get the fucking disease already.” Like, it finally starts spreading and at…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival
Barbara: This video presented by the new movie Lazer Team. Get tickets now at LazerTeamTheMovie.com, stay tuned for more info after this video. Chris: I just remembered sometime I bought a girl underwear. Gus: You bought a girl underwear? Chris: In 7th or 8th grade, we hadn’t even kissed yet- Burnie: Just let him talk….
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Josh vs. the German Stripper
Chris: Do you want to tell that story of uh, the strip club? Josh: Sure. Chris and I went to a strip club- Chris: Well, uh so, context: our- our friend had gotten dumped and it was like “Hey, let’s go to a strip club, and like, y’know, hang out.” Josh: There was a stripper…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – An Internet Conversation
Jack: This is a radio play between baby brunette 33 and Andrew Blanchard Burnie (as baby brunette 33): “Hey, what’s up?” Burnie: “I’m a 24 year old female” Burnie: “dot dot dot” Burnie: “you?” Joel (as Andrew Blanchard): “beep boop boop bop bop” Burnie: “I’m not desperate hehe. I just enjoy talking to people online”…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Ray’s Photo Bomb
Monty: We were at the Halo party last night. Miles: So we went to the Microsoft store up north of Austin. I think my favorite part of the night, though, was the very end. So we had been hanging out, there was pizza, there was the game, We were signing, signing for fans. Talking with…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Best Kind of Greeting
I remember one years ago when we were still working at the call center and I was in the break room and I found Like a CD case like one of those like black cases like you have like 30 CDs in it. Yeah I was like it was just sitting there on the break…
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Lightning
Geoff: I was with a guy when he got stuck by lightning My friends and I were driving from Alabama to New Orleans. And it started raining. Lightning actually struck near my car. And we were like “Ah!” and we like swerved. Uh, I lost control of my car and I drove it into a…