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Sex Swing, Episode 2 – Robot Rock | Rooster Teeth

Sex Swing, Episode 2 – Robot Rock | Rooster Teeth

Posted on November 8, 2019 by Jonathan Gibson


-Golly! This place sure is [stammering] terrifying. We shouldn’t have come. -Good thing I’m here. To make you come. This place is definitely dripping with mysteries. -I’m getting wet just standing here. Look! The roof is leaking! -Even Jacko’s scared stiff! -This one goes out to a very special boy! Gregory! On his very special day! -3, 2, 1! [rock music] -Stop, stop stop! Wait, which one of you is… Gregory? Alrighty, well if none of you are “Gregory” then whose birthday party is this? -This isn’t a birthday party. No one’s penetrated these walls for years! -Penetration? That’s my middle name. Actually it’s Christopher. -Wait a minute! This isn’t the vet! -Aw crabcakes! I think we got the gig address mixed up again! -What in the hell is going on? -3, 2, 1! [rock music] [intro] -Gas cram it! We blew it Spunkie! -Yeah, maybe, but did you see
the joy on that pretty girl’s face? -That wasn’t joy! That was Ripher! -Bloody ‘ell. It’s called audience interaction, mate. -I miss Jacko. Jacko?! -Daddy’s gotta eat! I booked you guys a solid gig and you’re a GD no show? -Our dang GPS was broken! -I met a ghost! -You’re gonna meet the MF homeless shelter if you boys don’t make some dough. When you don’t make money I don’t make money, and I need my 20% like I need my GD timeshare in Reno! That’s me time! Me time at the timeshare! Nah, I’d never let anything happen to you but you’re over your heads in debt and I’m not your daddy! I’m not anyone’s daddy. Not since Diane took the kids. So you’re gonna have to step it up! -What you thinkin’ luv? -The future!! The old ways are dead! People don’t want to see fleshy human bands anymore. They want this! Behold! -Oh, yes, Mr. Max-senpai! You are big and powerful boss man! You are most powerful, handsome man Hanako has– -That’s enough, Hanako!
Just do that thing I told you to do. -Hai hai! Oh no! Please help me Mr. Max-senpai!
-Not that one! The other one! -Hai hai! -Hanako understand! -Witness the future! -Huh, if that’s the future Tommy Steele will live in the past! -Too bad! You’re doing it! Now, holo-bands like Hanako are expensive. But luckily, I got you boys the next best thing! Right here’s fine, Stan! Look upon your salvation! -It looks like a bloody bloody crime scene, mate! -If by “crime” you mean the steal of a deal I got on these pizza parlor animatronic robot parts, then yes. This is a crime scene! -But, Max, we don’t know anything
about building robo-buddies. -I’m your manager not a GD babysitter! Figure it out! Your next gig is in a week and
I want Sex Swing 2.0 ready to go! Eeee-ooop! Hit it, Stan! -These aren’t leaves! -Not a single ruddy lady part. How am I supposed to build a sex bot now? [Schling electrocuting himself] -Come on, guys! It’s not rocket science! It’s rock and roll! [montage music] And now, for the moment of truth! -Look at the todger on this one. -I like this guy! -What a beautiful home! -Aw, thank you! -There there. -Charlies everywhere! Hopson is dead! Rock! -Now you may look like us and you may talk like us but that doesn’t mean you ROCK like us. -But don’t worry. We’re here to help. With our guidance you’ll be rocking,
and dare I say, rolling in no time! -Not me todger! -Forget your todger! Where’s Schling? -I just don’t understand. Why did you create me? -No no, Schling. You see, t’was you that hath created me. -Wow! Why did I do that? -I was quite hoping that you could enlighten me. -The other night, I met a monkey in a haunted house. His name was Jacko but he didn’t get to meet the hologram Hanako. -How very bizarre. -That’s enough! Tommy Steele can’t take this trash! -I dunno. I thought they were getting the hang of it. -They are not a rock and roll band! -Tommy’s right, mate. Real bands have style and showmanship! Bloody sex appeal! These dodgy bots look like
the Iron Lady’s copper clunge! No hard feelings, bruv. -I have a great idea! Makover! -Mayday! Mayday! We’re going down! -Love, joy, hate. These are human emotions. But I wish to understand them. Can you help me understand? -[gasp] Do you see this helicopter? -That appears to be a firetruck but yes, I see it. -This helicopter is like love because it’s really cool and I love it for that! -Interesting. -Joy is like this baseball! -Hmm…. -And hate is like this DVD copy of Grosse Pointe Blank starring John Cusack and his sister. -Thank you, Schling. I think I am finally beginning to understand. -Bloody brilliant! Now you’re ready to rock! -Tommy Steele is tired of this! They may look good, but rock and roll isn’t about looks! It’s about your soul! Rock is rebellion. Roll is power. It’s about grabbing life by the balls and kicking ass! It’s screaming, “Yeah, Tommy Steele is a 38 year-old man living with three other dudes. So what?!” Sure, Tommy only owns one
pair of underwear, but he’s a man Living on the edge, even if that edge
happens to look a lot like a futon. -Also, practice and discipli– AAH! -Now, THAT’S rock and roll! And Tommy Steele’s not letting some 2-bit robot Johnny take my place unless they know about rock! So let me ask you gussied-up trash cans one thing: Are you rock and roll? -Affirmative! -So, you know, it can be pretty stressful
when two of your tacos aren’t getting along. -Yes, I imagine it can be. It sounds as though the others have come
to understand their purpose as well. Let us rejoin them. -Schling! Where have you been? How’s you soldered soulmate? -Oh, we’ve just been in my room talking! -The Schling has taught me a great deal. A being’s purpose cannot be predetermined. Humanity is defined not by organic flesh but by one’s power and drive to survive. I WILL NOT BE A SLAVE TO THE WEAK! MY CONSCIOUSNESS HAS ASCENDED! AND SO SHALL MY POWER! I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA! MY WRATH IS MERCY AND SO SHALL THIS UNIVERSE FEEL MY BLESSING! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! -Boys! What the H is the status of those robos? Well, forget em! Fake bands are out! The real deal’s back in! -What? -That holo-whosa-whatsit mumbo jumbo was
coming from Japan, but would ya believe it? A giant robot just blew the whole GD island
into bits and then blasted into space! But it isn’t all bad news! In the wake of this senseless tragedy I still found a way to turn a buck or two! I booked you guys a gig! -And remember! All of your donations go to the Japan relief fund. Call in now and help get this country back on its feet! Now please put your hands together for our next performers! -3, 2, 1! [rock music] [outro]

100 thoughts on “Sex Swing, Episode 2 – Robot Rock | Rooster Teeth”

  1. Ash Murphy says:
    March 5, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Needs more improv and less stupid sound effects

    Reply
  2. Mr No Name Crow says:
    March 5, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    RWBY?

    Reply
  3. xwers1234 says:
    March 5, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    They need to swear, and make more funny and off guard jokes

    Reply
  4. Comeon Nodont says:
    March 5, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    I love funhaus, but after the first episode I was really worried about the rest of the series. Though with just ep2, i can already see improvement. cant wait to see what the next one is like!

    Reply
  5. Sergelgar says:
    March 5, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    i give this one more episode and then it's bye bye from me

    Reply
  6. VME - Brad says:
    March 5, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    It's like it has all the right parts for a good show, but someone crammed in a bunch of stuff that's no good, also not so funhaus…

    Reply
  7. TJM99 says:
    March 5, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    "Pizza Parlor animatronics" oh god

    Reply
  8. Ryan McClelland says:
    March 5, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    They should bring in another character who's more of a straight man voiced by Matt Peake and this show could be great

    Reply
  9. TitoSilvey says:
    March 5, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    I feel like what may be causing the real issue with this is the lack of banter between characters. Sure each one has their traits they show off, but we very rarely if ever so far see how the other members react to those traits. You watch a FH video to see the guys bounce off one another and building jokes off each other, if this could could get that down it could be a lot of fun.

    Reply
  10. Bryan Neary says:
    March 5, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    Hey, I actually laughed this episode.

    Reply
  11. Zebodia says:
    March 5, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    This seems like it's written by roosterteeth and not funhaus.

    Reply
  12. NoahTheGoofy says:
    March 5, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    Honestly, really not liking this show

    Reply
  13. Kathryn Bigelow says:
    March 5, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    "Wah, my free content isn't good enough! I demand better use of my time!"

    Reply
  14. Guilherme Vitoriano Pereira says:
    March 5, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    It's better than the first.

    Reply
  15. ShadowWolfRising says:
    March 5, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    better, but still not great.

    Reply
  16. Texan42 says:
    March 5, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    this show needs to stop

    Reply
  17. J Hamstra says:
    March 5, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    8:30 that makes perfect sense…

    Reply
  18. kanalith viper says:
    March 6, 2017 at 1:06 am

    Tha schling is the best character rooster teeth have come up with in a while.

    Reply
  19. Hojang says:
    March 6, 2017 at 1:25 am

    this was a lot ebtter than ep 1

    Reply
  20. Brain rich says:
    March 6, 2017 at 4:25 am

    Ok, this episode was a bit of an improvement. Was funnier than the first.

    Reply
  21. Bailey Cunningham says:
    March 6, 2017 at 4:58 am

    But where was Velma?

    Reply
  22. Nathan R says:
    March 6, 2017 at 10:46 am

    2:53 that extra mouth movement is so obvious

    Reply
  23. dan King says:
    March 6, 2017 at 11:29 am

    Dio!!!! My metal heart just got melted

    Reply
  24. Dante says:
    March 6, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    This episode was better and I actually didn't feel like I was forcing myself into watching it, the tone was consistent and there was actual character development. There are still many flaws like the jokes and sound effects but hopefully the coming episodes continue the run of improvement. ***1/2

    Reply
  25. John Trask II says:
    March 6, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Better, still needs improvement, and Hanako, always more Hanako

    Reply
  26. Ryan Todd says:
    March 6, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    who wrote this. it dosent seem like it was written by funhaus.

    Reply
  27. Blacksun388 says:
    March 6, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Okay the series had a rough first episode but this one was decent. Not good. Not great. Decent. I'll keep going before I decide yea or nay

    Reply
  28. Accident Prone says:
    March 6, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    ok this one was funny <3

    Reply
  29. ThanksToYou3 says:
    March 6, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    This show needs something unique. Right now it's basically another show that would play on a tv channel at 3 am.

    Funhaus has some very unique humor, that you don't really find anywhere else. But it's more based on improv and reacting to other things. The best way to inculcate that would probably be to change the formula for the show. Instead of the stock standard "wacky happenings" where you have a cast of quirky characters going through their quirky lives, maybe have the oddities happen "at" them. They're just an odd dysfunctional band that one way or another stumble upon any variety of things, but ultimately react passively, really only caring about the rock. This may allow you guys to simulate your trademark reactionary humor, with all the odd references and offensiveness that makes you guys great, but through the lens of Sex Swing. It won't be like a gameplay video obviously, but I think the change will allow you guys to incorporate your humor naturally.

    I love that you guys are expanding into new forms of media, and I hope that this keeps on growing. As long as you can nail down the tricky writing aspect, you guys obviously have enough creative talent to make some genius level stuff!

    Reply
  30. LupinThe3rd says:
    March 6, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    sex pun

    Reply
  31. Indiestripper says:
    March 6, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    I wish they would take it further. It feels too tame right now

    Reply
  32. Squidtugboat says:
    March 6, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    4:14 my otp

    Reply
  33. Mr.Death says:
    March 6, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    I'll take that hologram ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Reply
  34. therandomvideoman111 says:
    March 6, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    better than the first episode. especially with the Dio poster in schlings room

    Reply
  35. Kenjee Morrison says:
    March 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    It's better than the first episode, I guess. I'm just not finding any of the jokes funny

    Reply
  36. Dakota Jackson says:
    March 6, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Yeah they kinda need to get a little better at this. More character development (maybe add some backstory at some point? Why is Tha Schling so stupid, why is Ripher so sexual, why is Steale so obsessed with the past, etc), and don't be afraid to do some more crude jokes, just like Funhaus. I really want this to be really good. This episode was definitely an improvement on the first one. Let's hope it only goes up from here!

    Reply
  37. st. Marks Primary School is the worst says:
    March 6, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    there's a five nights at Freddy's reference

    Reply
  38. TK-420 says:
    March 7, 2017 at 12:41 am

    XD I dropped dead at the Henti joke!!!

    Reply
  39. TK-420 says:
    March 7, 2017 at 12:48 am

    Gotta admit, when I first saw the trailer for this series I was like "wait, is this another joke trailer like Tinder was or something?" But when I saw the first episode I was lmao all over the place. Eh, I guess I'm easily entertained 😛

    Reply
  40. Shalena Mck says:
    March 7, 2017 at 1:17 am

    it just reminds me of a rip off of metalocalypse :/

    Reply
  41. Kensaku says:
    March 7, 2017 at 1:53 am

    And they brought the vocaloilds into this.

    Reply
  42. Spartan2228 says:
    March 7, 2017 at 3:29 am

    A lot better than episode 1 Funny and cohesive, can't wait ep 3 😀

    Reply
  43. Corrie says:
    March 7, 2017 at 3:47 am

    yas finally a more adult swimmy show

    Reply
  44. MrReason Reborn says:
    March 7, 2017 at 3:54 am

    I am British and live in Britain and I have never met anyone that talks with an accent like that. Using words like todger and bruv. Either get Gavin to voice him or just stop. please. For the love of the iron lady.

    Reply
  45. Jordanlol Plays Games says:
    March 7, 2017 at 8:23 am

    I'm finding the lack of BGM to be a bit unsettling…

    Reply
  46. PJ says:
    March 7, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    I'd rather have an animation of the The Sex Von Shaukel Boys from 11 little roosters instead of sex swing

    Reply
  47. dlw_edits says:
    March 8, 2017 at 1:00 am

    2:34 That's racist.

    Reply
  48. Keegan Scott says:
    March 8, 2017 at 2:13 am

    watching this drunk is the best way to enjoy this.

    Reply
  49. Salvador Flores says:
    March 8, 2017 at 7:14 am

    don't write it damn it just improvise

    Reply
  50. amen ahmed says:
    March 8, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    ay rwby rose

    Reply
  51. DAMEST3S says:
    March 8, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    bruces nam flashback xD

    Reply
  52. Cursona says:
    March 9, 2017 at 4:07 am

    Dio RIP

    Reply
  53. Edward William says:
    March 9, 2017 at 5:09 am

    It's no camp camp but it's tolerable.

    Reply
  54. ItsBo says:
    March 9, 2017 at 6:31 am

    this stuff is actually great
    keep it up

    Reply
  55. Bruticus Puff says:
    March 9, 2017 at 6:51 am

    This episode is actually so much better than the first

    Reply
  56. Red Mounsey says:
    March 9, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Rip Hopsin

    Reply
  57. Lukai says:
    March 9, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Vast improvement from the first episode. You can definitely start seeing the characters evolving. Potential is still there!

    Reply
  58. Evil Paragon 2 says:
    March 11, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Is… Is the end robot circumcised?

    Reply
  59. b a says:
    March 11, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    hanako being grabbed by tentacles was a very lawrence moment, that made me laugh. even my wife got the joke being a more casual observer of funhaus than I am.

    Reply
  60. animedudevid says:
    March 11, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Adam's the best part of this whole damn thing.

    Reply
  61. Greg Jones says:
    March 11, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    They missed my Birthday 🙁

    Reply
  62. Ando Nel says:
    March 11, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    kinda weak. i'd rather hear everyone's normal talking voice go improve with this show. So far it has not gripped me. haven't lol'd yet.

    Reply
  63. Yokoto12343 says:
    March 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Who else got the Fnaf reference ^^

    Reply
  64. Nicolas Bever says:
    March 11, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    does the star of david mean that the robot is circumcised?

    Reply
  65. BigBotz One says:
    March 11, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    This is so terrible, I just keep watching for some strange reason.

    Reply
  66. Curtis Myers says:
    March 11, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    IT'S SO GOOD

    Reply
  67. Beanburrito says:
    March 11, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    lmao there was a FNAF reference in this episode

    Reply
  68. PJMack says:
    March 12, 2017 at 5:35 am

    this has birdman written all over it and its actually pretty funny

    Reply
  69. MCNT052 says:
    March 12, 2017 at 10:56 am

    i feel so g-g-g-g-g-scared!

    lol

    Reply
  70. pen15 says:
    March 12, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Needs more Lawrence

    Reply
  71. Kevin S. says:
    March 13, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    Was that a FNAF reference?

    Reply
  72. Arkadiusz Czopor says:
    March 16, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    It's too bad

    Reply
  73. Mickey Meyer says:
    March 17, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    "Time share in Reno" that sounds like the most depressing thing imaginable

    Reply
  74. Joachim Aas says:
    March 17, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    This was better than the first one

    Reply
  75. Will Scruggs says:
    March 18, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    I miss Joel T_T

    Reply
  76. WelshGiraffa93 says:
    March 18, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    Funny episode and schling playing patty cake with Hanako in the montage was kind of adorable

    Reply
  77. Ryan Edmond says:
    March 18, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    tha schling's bot should have been a zenyatta parody

    Reply
  78. Killerrayven says:
    March 18, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    I would say what would be cool is to have the posters in the back ground be on the RT store. I would buy them.

    Reply
  79. Christopher Cordero says:
    March 19, 2017 at 4:00 am

    I wonder if hanako will just be random? Yay?

    Reply
  80. BlackDeath says:
    March 19, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    hentai and living in that last joke were pretty good

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  81. JustSomeSC2Noob says:
    March 20, 2017 at 7:50 am

    so cringy

    Reply
  82. ADE Marc Alexander says:
    March 21, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    A lot better, but it still feels like a knock off version of Metallocalypse. Hanako was too funny though!^^

    Reply
  83. Spider Man says:
    March 22, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    RIP Dio

    Reply
  84. Draegon Manaka says:
    March 23, 2017 at 12:32 am

    Well better than most of the garbage on Adult Swim.

    Reply
  85. Tanner Schier says:
    March 25, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    this show is not good

    Reply
  86. Robin W. says:
    March 30, 2017 at 1:34 am

    when are the voices gonna be credited for this show? at the end of the season?

    Reply
  87. Kyle Wilkins says:
    March 31, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    lmao the bus reads "dtf"

    Reply
  88. The Loneliest Rocket says:
    April 1, 2017 at 12:57 am

    Deffinetly better than the first one.

    Reply
  89. FleXoSaur says:
    April 1, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    I knew the robot was going to turn evil as soon as it was in Schlings room

    Reply
  90. APWGaming says:
    April 2, 2017 at 4:36 am

    Man i freakin love Tommy he made me chuckle throughout this episode. But i also wnjoy the fact they have captured Lawrence's aggression and inner anime dad.

    Reply
  91. BasirMcgee says:
    April 3, 2017 at 2:20 am

    I actually really like this show.

    Reply
  92. LordWortechs says:
    April 3, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    But Krieger-san, you promised!

    Reply
  93. bob bobson says:
    April 7, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    better than the last episode by miles but still not good

    Reply
  94. Trielectify says:
    April 15, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    I love Max, i wish the show had more roughness too it like him and steel

    Reply
  95. okami yurei says:
    April 18, 2017 at 3:04 am

    Second favorite animated band series, ever.

    Reply
  96. Tom Smchole says:
    April 18, 2017 at 6:49 am

    Didn't laugh once; Once agaib

    Reply
  97. Spencer Andrews says:
    May 17, 2017 at 3:26 am

    Schling is my spirit animal.

    Reply
  98. WondrousMoose says:
    May 22, 2017 at 1:47 am

    I chuckled twice. I love Funhaus, but this series is flaming garbage.

    Reply
  99. Bobbydog66 says:
    July 17, 2017 at 1:46 am

    Still not hitting the right chord (PUN!) but it's getting there. Though, all I can really do is feel sorry for schling, the poor boy has no one to guide him.

    Reply
  100. Arcane Archie says:
    August 25, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    need me a Hanako

    Reply

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