Mercury, have I ever told you you’re my favorite henchman? Do you really mean that, Cinder puppet? Why do I even bother to keep the others around? You’re soooo much better than Emerald. I know! She’s all, “Ooh, I don’t know if I’m really evil or just evil-curious, and I don’t have any metal appendages at all!” And don’t get me started on Roman! Torchwick’s a joke. “Ooh la la, I have a fancy hat and I get beat up by little girls.” And Neo? I still can’t decide if she’s really cute or really creepy. Spoiler: I’m leaning towards creepy. Oh Mercury! I’m usually all scary and on fire, but you make me feel so girly! I know how you feel, Cinder puppet. Can I tell you a secret? Sometimes, I just want us to run away and start a little family together! Cinder puppet… …I’ve always known. Mercury! Cinder puppet! NOOOOO! If I ever catch you doing something that disturbing again, I will barbecue your creepy butt! The real tragedy is… that’s probably the best girlfriend he’s ever had. Eh, now I almost feel sorry for him… Where’s my twin sister? Ooh, why is everyone so fancy? We’re all going out dancing. We got VIP passes to a hot new nightclub. Even Blake is excited! I’m ecstatic. That sounds fun! I’ve got some new moves I’ve been wanting to try out. Uh, the thing is… You can’t go. Was it my moves? Are they too fresh?! Sorry guys, this is a girls’ night out. No boys allowed. Fine with me. Yeah… it’s cool… Because Ren and I have a super fun night planned anyway! We do? I have no memory of this! Oh! He’s such a kidder. C’mon, Ren, let’s go raise the roof! Why? Is there something wrong with it? Let’s just go. Well, that was just sad. Don’t worry about them, worry about this town. Because we’re about to set it on fire! Girls’ night! And this is me at two years old. I got stung by a bee! That’s why my face looks like that. Is this the “super fun” part of the night or…? Oh! You’re right! Let me get the spinach dip! I’ve got two kinds! Maybe girls’ night would’ve been more fun… Yeah, girls’ night!