Roman: *Nefarious laughter* Where do you think you’re going, bunny? Velvet: Please! I- I don’t want any trouble! Roman: *More nefarious laughter* ??? [offscreen]: You’ve threatened your last bunny, villain! Roman: *Gasp* What, who said that? ???: It is I the crime fighter known as, the HuntsMan, and his heroic sidekick, WonderZwei! Zwei: *barks* Mercury: What? “HuntsMan”? Are you just a huntsman? Because we already have those and they’re basically superheroe- HuntsMan: HAMMER OF SILENCE!
[Mercury flies away] Roman: Egads! We’re clearly no match for this mysterious new hero and his plucky sidekick! Emerald: What are you talking about? It’s just that goofy Jaune guy who’s always falling over stuff. HuntsMan: GAUNTLETS OF SHUT UP! Emerald [offscreen]: Ow! HuntsMan: Be gone, evildoers! This city is under OUR protection. Right, WonderZwei? Zwei: *Bark bark!* Roman: Grrr, we’ll meet again HuntsMan! And next time I’ll be ready for you…and your stylish outfit! Velvet: Thank you for saving me, HuntsMan! But weren’t you scared? HuntsMan: *Laughs* The HuntsMan and WonderZwei fear no one, simple civilian! Ruby [offscreen]: Hey, who took my cape!? Yang [offscreen][sarcastically]: I *know* someone didn’t touch my gauntlets! Nora [offscreen]: Where. Is. My. HAMMER!!!!!!! HuntsMan: Oh, except for them! We fear them! Gotta go, BYE!!! Velvet: But–! Zwei: *growling* Yang: Guys, this pup is out of control! Weiss: Zwei, bad dog! Zwei: *whimpers* Weiss: Oh, it’s okay. I luv you! Ruby: *Sighs* I didn’t want to have to do this Zwei. [sound of dog whistle] Velvet: *yells*
Ruby: *yelps out in pain* Velvet: *sighs in relief* Velvet [quietly]: Not cool *Door slams* Zwei: Grrr.. Ruby, Weiss and Yang *Draw me like one of your french girls* Nora: You Guys! Did you hear? The school is having a “Battle of the Bands”! Nora: You know what this means right? We have to start out our own band! Yang: Yes!! I’m so edgy and cool! I’m practically a rock star already. Yang: I mean, look at me! Just look at me! *squeeky sounds* Weiss: …And I am musically gifted… Blake: Meh, I dunno- Ruby: GIRL BAND, YAY!!! *Pling ploing pling ploing* [Nora playing drums] [Ruby playing bass] [Weiss playing “Chopsticks” on piano] [Blake tapping tambourine half-heartedly] Yang: YOU’RE NOT READY FOR OUR ROCK! WE WILL MELT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOONEESSS! Taiyang: Yeah! Alright, smile for the camera, girls! Yang: Daaad! I was trying to melt people’s bones! Taiyang: You can do that AND smile, sweetheart! Ruby, stand up straight! *Squeeky sounds* Yang: Ugh, You’re the worst!