RWBY Chibi! Ozpin: *Whistles with the background music* You know, sometimes I feel a little guilty sending students off on these dangerous missions. Ozpin: Ah, they’ll be fine.
Ren: *Screaming* *Ren grunting in pain* Ozpin: Lie Ren, did you complete your quest for “The Artifacts of Entry?” Ren: You mean these house keys? Ozpin: They are known by many names… Ren: Is one of those names, “House Keys?” Ozpin: Names aren’t important. (muttering) I’d better make a copy of these. Miss Rose, did you recover the- Ruby: Just a second. Ruby: *Grunting* Ah, okay! Here’s your scroll, *ahem* I mean “The Artifact of Knowledge.” Ozpin: You, um… You didn’t look at the photo gallery, did you? Ruby: Well, mostly I was trying to escape the forest alive. *chuckling* Ozpin: *Gasp*
Ruby: Why? Ozpin: I… still haven’t deleted my photos from the faculty costume party, which turned out not to be a costume party at all. Port! Ren: You want to talk about it?
Ozpin: Erase, erase. Oh, okay. That looks pretty good. Nice legs Oz. You work that look.
Ren: *Gasps, gags, then sighs in relief* Ruby: Oh wait, wait. Are you just sending us on quest to find stuff you misplaced and calling them artifacts? Ozpin: Ruby Rose! I am shocked! Shocked and dismayed at these baseless accusations! Jaune: *Screaming* Ow! *Gasp* Professor Ozpin, I’ve retrieved “The Spectacles of Farsight”. They were in “The Crevice of Comfort” just as you foretold! Ozpin: Darn those couch cushions! Ruby: I knew it!
Ozpin: Um, look! A distraction! Ren: *Growls in frustration* Ruby (whispering): I copied the photos. *Various construction and power tool noises* *Power drill noises* Port: Good work, Miss Rose! *Blowtorch noises* Port: I like your style! *ratcheting noises* Port: Very professional! *laser noises* Port: Impressive! *Squeaking noises* Jaune: Hmm… *More squeaking noises* *Squeaky hammer deflates* Jaune: Oh yeah~… That’s nice! Torchwick: I’ll admit, that evil plan didn’t quite work out, but it’s okay! I have many more schemes. I’m the schemiest. I am heavy with schemes! I present to you… The Death Ray! Alright, so it still has a few bugs to work out… I have other evil inventions. Behold! The Brrrrain Scrambler! Me- me- me- me- mental note, the… Brain Scrambler goes on the victim’s head, NOT ON MY- MY- MY- MY-What was I saying? Ah yes! My greatest invention! The Infinitive Glove is the ultimate embodiment of evil! And it comes with Wi-Fi! Watch out, Red! Torchwick is coming for you! *Nefarious laughter* If Wi-Fi is gonna drain the batteries that fast, then what’s the point? What’s the point?! *Bawling* Ooh! Brain food! We’ll enjoy a frozen treat. Then enjoy Ruby’s defeat! *Nefarious chuckle* Just once I wish things would go my way… Ruby: Whoa mama! Ugh, my back! I’m completely defeated! Uh…