RWBY Chibi! Ruby: Oh!
Weiss: *gasps* Ruby: GAAAAHHHHH!!!
Yang: Ow! Ruby: *Groans in pain* Weiss: This is SO unprofessional!
Ruby: Ugh, you’re telling me! Ozpin: CUT! Cut! Ladies, ladies… We have a show to do. What is the problem? Yang: The problem is Blake sitting on my head! Blake: Well, I wouldn’t be if Yang hadn’t knocked everything over!
Yang: Tch. Ozpin: Alright, everyone calm down. Accidents happen. Ruby: But… what if it wasn’t an accident?! What if we’re being sabotaged?! Ozpin: Hm, you mean some sort of nefarious plot, being perpetrated by someone within our very own ranks? Ruby: Urgh! Mercury: Sorry ’bout that. Ozpin: Someone who pretends to be a friend, but is actually trying to destroy everything we’ve worked so hard to build. *clank* Blake: Watch out!
Yang: Oh! Emerald: Oops, it slipped.
Mercury: *winks* Ruby: Yes! All of that! All of those things you JUST said! *laughter* Ozpin: Ruby, I’d have to be a pretty incompetent leader if I didn’t notice something like that happening right under my nose, … don’t you think? Ruby: But..! Ozpin: Now run along, all of you. Why don’t you go play in a forest full of deadly Grimm? Yang: Uh… Okay…
Ruby: Uh… Ozpin: Hm, such sweet girls. Ozpin: But so naive. OOF! (muffled) Hello? Could I get some assistance? Ozpin: This giant rose seems to have fallen on me, completely by accident. Cinder: Honestly? Sometimes I think it’s too easy. *transition sound* Jaune: OOOoooOoooOOooo Pyrrha: Ah… Achoo! (The cute cows squeak and moo out in horror and were suddenly silenced) Nora: *gasps*
Pyrrha: Oh! Sorry! Nora: *cries for the squished cows* Penny: Ahah! Thank you for inviting me to play your game of… “Dodge the Ball Then Eliminate Your Enemies With the Ball” Ruby. Ruby: We just call it “Dodgeball” Penny. Also, we’re all friends here, not enemies. Penny: Of course! I will adjust my targeting parameters! Neptune: Yeah, my Junior Defective Senses are telling me something’s off about her. Ruby: Ha! What? Heh. No, there isn’t. She’s completely normal. Isn’t that right, Penny? Penny: That is correct. I am a normal meat person… just like you! Penny: *giggles* Sun: Oh-kay… Yang: Hurry up and pick so we can kick your butt, Jaune! Sun: *non-discreet noises* Don’t pick her! Neptune: Yeah, uh, go for the dog. Jaune: You guys, I’m not picking the dog over her. We choose Penny.
Penny: *gasps* I look forward to emotionally bonding with you, teammates! Sun: Ugh, just TRY not to get in the way? Jaune: Don’t listen to him, Penny. And don’t feel bad if you can’t hit anyone right away, *ominous targeting sounds*
it’s very hard. Ruby: Uh-oh… Nora: What the..?! Zwei: *Whimpers*. Yang: not in the face! Penny: Eh-heh. You mean like that? Yang: Arghh Jaune: Uh… uh yeah, that was, uh… Sun: Awesome! Penny: Oh my! This is embarrassing! ALL: *screaming* Ruby (in the background): Oh my god she’s not a regular person! I had no idea! Penny: *giggles* Neptune: Yeah… definitely something weird about this girl…