*RWBY Chibi Theme* RWBY Chibi! *Fluctuating vacuum cleaner sounds*
*Weiss humming* *Zwei whimpers* Blake: I know, right? Yang: Ugh, Oobleck is the worst! Blake: Not as bad as Professor Peach. Weiss: I like her. Ruby: Yeah, but she’s not around very often. *Ruby yelps and struggles to free herself* Yang: Ruby! It’s time for class! Ruby: Coming!! *Ruby chuckles* Ah, crazy kids.
*Also, subtle product placement RT.* Ruby: Guh! Guhhh!! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!! *Jaune humming* *Ruby grunts in disgust* Ruby: Dude… Blake: Hmm… *Blake sighs in relief* Ruby: Hey, Blake! Can I borrow that book you were reading? blake quietly falls down with mesmerizing grace Yang: And I said Bumblebee? More like– Jaune: Hey guys! Jaune: Check out who we found! Pyrrha: Hello again! *Ruby gasps in surprise* You’re okay! How are you even here?! Pyrrha: What do you mean? Ruby: I-I mean I watched you d– Nora: NOPE!! Nora: Never happened! Ruby: Bu– Nora: NOPE!! Nora: Everything’s fine! Nora: Pyrrha. Is. Fine. Nothing bad… EVER, HAPPENED! Nora: EVEEERRRRRRR… *Nora subtly hinting nothing that happens in Chibi is canon. This means you, Edwin.* Lie Ren: So… you guys wanna keep doing comedy segments? Pyrrha: That sounds lovely! *Credits outro* * ♪This is the way we want to spend everyday♪ ♪Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away♪ ♪Join us and see, we can be happy and free♪ ♪Life is full of fun because we’re all chibi♫