[RT Theme] [Summer of Animation intro] RWBY Chibi! Jaune: *groans* C’MON! Like, I really have to GO! Ren: Almost finished. Practice some patience. Jaune: I don’t need to practice patience, Ren! I need to… *gasps* *hushed* I need to use the restroom! Pyrrha: Hey Jaune! What’re you doing? Jaune: Oh! Jaune: Oh! Hey, Pyrrha! Just, um… Just, um, doing some new… … fighting techniques, uh, that, I invented! UGH!! You’re killing me, Ren! I hope you know that! Thank you! Nora: Do you mind if I use your bathroom? Our’s is broke and I really Our’s is broke and I really, really, really Our’s is broke and I really, really, really need to go, like, for realsies! like, for REALSIES!! like, for REALSIES-ZUH!!! Jaune: Um.. Nora: Thanks, Jaune, you’re the beeest! *groaning* Pyrrha: That was very nice of you. Jaune: Thaat’s me! *chuckles* Mr. Nice-Guy! OOHHH my! Think dry thoughts, Think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts, Think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts. Pyrrha: Is… Pyrrha: Is… this another one of you fighting moves? Sun: Cool moves, dude! Jaune: NOOO!!! OHH, you can do this!! OOHHH, just a little bit LONGER!! OOOOOOOHHHH!!! OOOOOOOHHHH, MOMMY’S SPECIAL BOY! *dance number* Sun: Just had to wash my hands! All yours, buddy! Pyrrha: Are you okay? Do you still need to use the restroom? Jaune: No. I’m good. *Wet squish walking*
Pyrrha: Would you teach me some of those fighting moves? I’ve never seen anything like it! Sure, sure. Just, uh, need to do some laundry first. Nora: Ren! Help! I’m being attacked by a vicious monster! I’m being attacked by a vicious monster!
*SUN TO THE RESCUE* *SUN TO THE RESCUE* Sun: Nora! Are you okay? Nora: Huh? Oh, yeah, I’m fine. Where’s Ren? Is he behind you? Sun: No, it’s just me. Nora: Oh. ok Could you move along, then? Could you move along, then? That’d be great. Uh… Huh? Move it, monkey boy! Go! Go! Go! Oh, would some brave hero, please… Save me from this deadly Grimm! Yang: Here’s your hero! Nora: No, NO! Nora: No, NO, NO!!! What’re you doing?! Yang: I’m… Yang: I’m……. Yang: I’m… saving you? Nora: Do you know how hard it was to find a Beowolf around here? Yang: Pretty easy? I mean, they’re, like, around every corner. Nora: Get outta here! You almost ruined everything! Yang: You are so weird. Yang: You are SO weird. *Nora grunt* Oh no! I’m hopeless! AAAYYAAAYAA And in danger! I’m not done with you, yet! Bad Grimm, bad Grimm! Ren: What are you doing? Nora: OH! Ren! Finally! I’m fighting for my life, obviously! Ren: It looks like you have it pretty well under control. *chuckle* You never cease to amaze me, Nora. Nora: No, wait! COME BACK! What’s a girl gotta do to get rescued around here? Wait! Did he say I’m… AMAZING?! REN THINKS I’M AMAZING! *Cracking noise* Whoops. I broke another one. Neptune: Junior Detectives! Sun: We’ve never caught any perps in a while! Neptune: Maybe we just lost our edge. Sun: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?! Neptune: On the count of three. Neptune: One! Two! Three!
Sun: One! Two! Three! Neptune: Musical!
Sun: Upgrade time! Neptune: Yeah. Upgrades. Those sound good. Sun: All right, you ready? Neptune: Let’s kick some butt! Neptune: Get back here! Sun: Junior detectives, rng, roll out! Ruby: Click here (left) if you wear some stuff with us on it! And click here (right) if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it! ‘Cuz, you know, more us! Duh! We’re awesome! *Rooster Teeth Animation outro*