Barbara: Give us a little backstory about this photo.
Lindsay: Well, uh, one, it’s in Girl Scouts. Lindsay: As you can see, cuz’ we have the badges and people are in there. Sweet vest. Lindsay: So I was already the problem child. I actually got kicked out of my Girl Scout Troop.
*Mariel laughs* Ryan: Were you like running like a cookie racket or something?
*laughter* Lindsay: It’s definitely like mixed in with the bully tendencies too, they’re like- Lindsay: “You don’t belong here, like this place is for friendship and learning.
Barbara: Wow. Ryan: Were you rolling up on houses like-
*knocks thrice* Lindsay: Yo.
Ryan: “Hey, let’s have a chat.”
*laughter* Ryan: “I see you only bought a couple thin mints.”
Barbara: Smoking your cigarettes-
Mariel: Exactly. Lindsay: How much? How many you need? How many thin mints you want? Lindsay: You know you want some.
Ryan: I got- I got quotas to make, alright? Barbara: Listen, I’m not gonna let you shut this door, unless you buy five boxes from me right now.
*Mariel laughs* Ryan: It’s gonna get real unpleasant; that’s your car in the driveway?
*laughter intensifies* Ryan: Be a real shame if something happened to that.
*laughter continues* Lindsay: I got my baseball bat right here. Ryan: My girls are all ready, they’re all hopped up on the cookies.
*giggles and laughs* Lindsay: God. I-I wish I had that like, mentality or even like that intelligence, but no. I wasn’t gonna really do it.
Ryan: You wish you were a mob boss. Lindsay: Yeah! Hell yeah, as a kid? It’d be awesome.
Ryan: Alright. Mica: The way to summarize Japan, my dad said it really, really well- Mica: -is that Japan is a whole country of people that not only give one fuck, Mica: But they give multiple fucks every day. They give all the fucks-
Barbara: They give all the fucks. Mica: Like the taxi drivers, wear white gloves and their cars are incredibly clean, Mica: First of all, the doors open for you. Mica: And-
Chris: And the curtains, and the doors- Mica: And everything’s automatic!
Mariel: And the bed vibrates! Mica: Also the- every bathroom, even in train stations, Disneyland, all public bathrooms-
Barbara: That’s what I want in a hotel. Mica: -are Toto-heated toilet seats with bidets? That self-clean, and if you’re a nurse here- Barbara: That’s why it’s such a good, nice country. It’s because everyone’s buttholes are CLEAAAAAN-
Mica: Yes. Mica: That’s what it is! And if you-
Mariel: Keep your assholes clean, nothing bad happens! Mica: If you’re a nervous pee-er or a ner- or don’t want to like, be loud pooping in public, Mica: Uh, every public bathroom has bird and waterfall noises. Mariel: Oh my god.
Mica: To mask your peeing.
Barbara: Mmm. Mariel: Holy shit, dude.
Barbara: But you’d know what’s going on. Mica: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT LIKE YOU-
Chris: That’s not a bird in there- Chris: That bird does not make that noise.
Mica: No!
Why dislike a video? Like it’s a good video but still is not nearly bad enough to dislike it
This was not funny nor well done.
RT is phoney and Hollywood af now.
I mean we're is camp camp
I can't..i'm dying, XD Chris and that bird at the end 1:34
I just don’t think these guys are funny anymore
The more I learn about Lindsay and her bullying, the more uncomfortable I get with her.
That's like…main city Tokyo. And maybe a few major city areas and hotels.
The rest of Japan you're lucky to get a squat toilet in the middle of nowhere. Sit down toilets are for houses and hotels, SOMETIMES.
0:43 That's that one flower scout from Camp Camp!
ugh. mica Burton.
Hey thanks youtube for giving me the notification 11 hours after the fact
"Hey buddy, wanna hear how hard I can pee?"
Slams waterfall button
ERRRIIIIIIIN
0:53 more camp camp references
So I just came from AHWU and Jeremy got an old trumpet so when I saw the bird with the trumpet my immediate thought was LIL J WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!?! Just subconsciously not even rendering that was a bird. I bet that bird was that SpIx Macaw that just went extinct. I see you animators… I see you.
That thumbnail gets me every time I see it.
A bidet
Bird with trumpet
A birdet?
Okay but I really miss having a bidet in my life after my study abroad in Japan.
What confuses me is that Japan is so clean in so many ways, and yet-according to my brother who went there-they don't often have hand soap, the water (from the sinks) is almost always cold, and there's no way to really dry your hands (no paper towels or anything). What's up with that?
Whoever animates these has been on it lately. Good stuff
I'm gonna be honest here, I feel that bidets should be a common hygiene thing, though I've never used one in my life
0:53 gets flower scouts flashbacks
What happened to roosterteeth?
the bird and waterfall noises were added to stop people from over flushing to cover the noise.
so is this what cookin' cookies is based on
Can anyone explain to me the bit at 1:24 when something pops up momentarily behind Barb? I'm missing that reference.
Poor bird… #letthebirdjazz
Looks like someone opened the arc of the covenant
That poor trumpet birb
اشتركوووو في قناتي وهاذا الشي راح يساعدكم ويساعدني بليززز
I'm pretty sure that the ark of the covenant is just a Japanese bathroom, it's so clean it literally burns your face off
I actually lost some respect for her now
So Lindsay was the real life Nikki
I bet a Lyre bird can make that noise 😜
1:26 EvEryOne's BuTtHolEs are CLEAN!!!
0:45 ERIN???
I already buy 5 boxes of thin mints every girl scout season. Nice to know Lindsay won't bully me.
Did anyone notice the flower scouts cameo
0:44 camp camp reference
Is blood fest ever coming out on dvd
Soo everything you said about japan is false besides the taxi doors, not everywhere has all those fancy things or is super clean like you say.
Everyone has clean buttholes in Finland too. It really makes a difference to your well-being.
Erin from Camp Camp
HEY THE AMERICANS ARE THE LOUD ONES
I live in Japan and this is pretty accurate.
That bird and waterfall noise button should be installed here too. Girls have been causing water damage to malls because they left the tap on while peeing because "peeing noises are embarrassing", and then left the bathroom without turning the tap off, causing it to overflow.
Not all toilets have a bidet, and not everyone uses it even when they do. I do. It's glorious, especially when you have an upset stomach.
If they do have a bidet, then they probably have a heating function. But many places are too cheap to use it.
The background noises should be part of every toilet, but I've seen them on maybe 20% or less of the toilets I've used.
The self cleaning function is slightly better than nothing, but barely.
I can confirm. Everything in Japan is super clean and efficient. Even outdoor bathrooms that are usually absolute trash are like eat off the floor clean.
Ok
I like the camp camp references
Cookin' Cookies
There's two references to Camp Camp in this.
The whole “mob cookies” thing reminds me of the Camp Camp episode “Cookin’ Cookies”
Not to mention the flowerscout Erin makes a cameo in this 😊
Camp camp reference
😂😂😂😂
Hearing Ryan's deep voice coming out of animated little Lindsay is the funniest thing I've had the pleasure of watching this week
none of this was funny because it included lindsay
I mean, say whatever nice thing you will about Japan, but that won’t change the rampant xenophobia, ethnic prejudices, or their widespread refusal to take responsibility for the horrific atrocities they committed during WWII
The Cookie Killer.
Remember when these used to be good anecdotes?
Wow. People can mature and change, and reflect on past challenges with levity. & cities around the world put on their best face for tourists. Scandalous.
Also, Tulsi Gabbard 2020
0:43 Camp Camp cameo
omg Japan is a utopia…
and I live in Canada…
that cockatoo looked so sad i want him to play for me and to give him cuddles and scratches
0:51 Nice Camp Camp reference
Having Ryan's mobster voice over a little girl is the most hilarious thing I've seen in my entire life.
I saw that girl from camp camp. Nice cameo, Rooster Teeth.
Oh I WISH that ALL public toilets had the bidets. Aside from the many squat-style toilets that are still common in Japan, there's still a good percent of Western-style toilets that don't have the bidet function. Being forced to use toilet paper like a goddamned animal is just the worst!
Ughhg i need captions im sitting on the bus and i cant hear over my headphones 😥😥
lost it at the stall door blowing off
I SEE ERIN
I have no comment.
Yeah, I went to japan and not every bathroom is nice. Encountered many that where the ones that were just holes in the group essentially.
Maybe that's how they came up with the Flower Scouts in Camp Camp
I didn't know that about the toilet at some places and I live in Okinawa, Japan?
1:26 N-Nani?!
Ha we Nuked japan
So is this where the idea for that one episode of Camp Camp came from?
0:50 was that the girl from camp camp
The thing about Japan – very interesting. They have many rules and procedures and find many "western" things offensive, but there are so many things that Japanese people do that "westerners" find offensive.
That camp camp reference
Viiiiickkkkkyyyyyyyyyy
Looks like someone’s 368th!
That moment when Ruby Rose was once a member of The Flower Scouts. Things started to really go down hill when they put "Mexican Cane Sugar"
(coughbasicallycrystalmethcough) in their cookies.
Brb. Gonna write a RWBY X Camp Camp crossover fic.
Hnnnnn it shouldn’t bother me, but Trefoils are in a blue box and Do-Si-Dos are in an orange box. 🍪
So that's where the Cookin' Cookies episode came from.
Is why they made flower scouts in camp camp
Just noticed erid 😂
well someone watches camp camp
And that's how the flower scouts were made from Camp Camp…
Is this where they got the idea for the one Camp Camp episode?
I feel like this was the inspiration for that Camp Camp episode centred on the flower scouts
Reminds me of the episode of the Boondocks with the candy bars
This is accurate for half the toilets in Japan. The other half are holes in the ground.
0:53 is basically Camp Camp season 2 episode 11
She sounds like Slappy.
Aw, little cartoon Erin at 0:43 😛
Unless you travel 5 seconds outside of any Japanese city
the comments section is full of racistism
1:28 Wtf Barabara you look like you've been scared to death
0:50 Camp Camp reference.