Jon: In college I, uh, for a year I lived in a dorm and – *Blaine snickers* Jon: 2D. That was our Hall 2D, and, uh, When they found out I couldn’t smell they didn’t believe me and so they were trying to devise a way to see if it was legitimate, and so what they determined was that there was one guy in the hall who was known for his farts being extra bad. And so they set up a very scientific test of us standing in the hallway and him farting right into my face. To see if I reacted. Chris: You know what you are Jon?
Jon: What? Chris: You’re like the kid – There’s this kid named Kenny in my middle school And he was the kid who was like He just wanted to be liked. He would, like, people would pick stuff off the cafeteria floor Like an old gummy bear that was like covered in dirt and be like: “Hey Kenny eat this!” And he’d be like: “Yeah okay guys, alright!” Gus: Oh god.
Chris: He’d eat the gummy bear and, then every one would be like “Ahh!” And he would be like “Hahaha!” Chris: And you –
Jon: But this was a no – This was like I couldn’t lose in this scenario, because I can’t smell, Chris! Chris: Yeah, you can lose!
Jon: I can’t smell! Chris: You’re the dude getting farted in his face.
Gus: You’re gonna get pinkeye. Jon: You know what, Chris? I’m sure you havent done anything stupid in front of a camera Chris: No, I’ve been – !
Jon: I’m sure you haven’t done stuff that you’d regret or other people would suggest – Chris: I’m not a Kenny – I’m not a Kenny, Jon! Jon: I’m just saying you’re throwing shade at me, and let’s just look through your- your, uh, career reel. Blain: Hey, you wanna make you feel better Jon, ’cause- ’cause Chris is attacking you right now? *laughter*
Gus: Uh-oh! Blaine: One of the first things I had to do when I was an intern was edit videos for RT life and I remember like Sometimes we’d have weeks where we just have content out the butt, like people have been filming stuff around the office who’s great. Yeah, and then sometimes you had to dig deep into the dregs of our old files – Gus: The dregs.
Blaine: So I remember digging through our server and going through and just like: “God, this is crap, this is crap.” And then I found a video called “Chris diaper”, and I was like, “Okay, let’s see where this goes.” A fan mailed in adult diapers into Rooster Teeth and then Chris thought it would be a great idea if he, and I don’t know like, Brandon, or someone else put these diapers on and then proceeded to soil themselves in these diapers and film it for an RT Life. Jon: So you shit yourself.
Chris: No I didnt shit myself! It was pee. Jon: You peed yourself! Blain: Uh, Chris really only source here he could’ve done both.
Chris: No! It was just pee! Jon: You willingly peed yourself. Blaine: He did pee, but I remember there was like close- up shots on Chris’s crotch. And I’m just like sitting there like- like looking around and if anybody else is watching. It was like really uncomfortable. Jon: That’s definitely not as bad as getting farted in your face. Chris: Well. It was never released.
*laughter* *outro music*