Gavin: So have you ever shit yourself?
Becca: No. Like— Gavin: Not even giving birth? Becca: No! It was like my crowning achievement.
I didn’t shit myself. No pun intended.
Yeah. (laughter) Yeah, I was really happy about that, but I’ve gotten
like dangerously close to shitting myself. But I’ve never actually done it. Like, I’ve waddle into convenience stores screaming: “Where’s the bathroom?” Did you go? Did you park there just to poo? Or … ? Yeah, no, okay, so I uh … (chuckle) … We were eating some really spicy Thai food, then right before we left like my stomach did that little flip. But it was only like a three mile drive home.
So, “I can make it home.” But about halfway there … … I realized it was bad, and I had to pull over.
And so I pulled over to the next gas station I saw and it was under construction … severely. It was adjacent to a bus station. I ran in so fast that my shoe fell off. Gus: Oh, god. (Barbara laughs.)
Becca: And I didn’t give a fuck. (Gus laughs.)
Becca: I had one shoe on, and I— Barbara: Is that how you and Michael met?
He found your shoe: “Cinderella!” Becca: No he was in the car, wide-eyed,
like “what’s happening?” And I’m like, looking around frantically in the gas station
and the guy in the back, he’s like, “Go through the door, it’s in the bus station side.” So
I go in and it’s like the bathroom is just the studs. There aren’t walls and there’s a door— But you can see, like, there’s like a good 3-inch clearing on either side of the wall so I’m like … Oh my god, I hope nobody comes in. —So you just go in and like, you know,
I do my thing, I’m like: (pained scream)
(Barbara chuckles) Becca: Horrible in there, it’s like open air, and I know this guy can hear me. Been in there so long.
(Gus and Barbara laugh.) And then I finally come out and like do the walk of shame and the guy in the gas station goes: “Did you fell?” I’m like: “What?” (Barbara laughs.)
“Did you fell in the toilet?” (Gus laughing.) God dammit. Oh my god. Well, at least
you made it I made it to the loo. I made it! Yeah, you didn’t shit your pants.
Becca: Yeah. That’s an achievement right there.
Becca: Yeah. You