Aaron and I had this old guy in our apartment, and he has like a back problem, so he’s always like hunched over He’s at like a 90 degree angle Yeah and we’re pretty sure Aaron and I are sure that he’s like a ghost haunting our apartment complex because he fucking pops out of nowhere Do you have the time?
*screams* So this guy this old guy loves swimming in the pool Wouldn’t he drown if he was led over forward just walk backwards What’s wrong? / What’s the time? so like when you go to Aaron’s apartment you could see people coming out of the pool when you’re going in the front door and so I saw him coming out of the Pool so I kind of like waited to open the door for a bit cuz I wanted him to Pass by do I have to talk to him and so I saw him pass by and I thought he left and so I opened The door and I went into the elevator And he’s like “Hold the door” and I’m like “Fuck” and he gets in he’s wearing a bathing suit But it’s hyped up into his ball sack So I could basically see his entire like upper thigh and like maybe a hint of a penis popping out there / screw it And he’s just like dripping all over the elevator floor and it’s like It’s not a very long elevator ride, so I like press the button. He presses his button and he goes oh going up and then about teh… / Ah he sounds like a sweet old dude then about five seconds later. He goes almost there *Laughing*