This week on Rage Quit, I play the highly requested and heavily anticipated game that’s taken the world by storm. It’s Flappy B-. This week on Rage Quit, I play the highly requested and heavily anticipated game that everybody in the universe is talking about that has absolutely nothing to do with the aforementioned game. It’s Little Flappers! So I was going to play Flappy Bird, but I never downloaded it, then the guy went nuts, took it down, he couldn’t see the game over the wall of money and was like, if I just can’t get to it, I guess I’ll just I’ll ta- I’ll take it off. And I was fucked, but then Little Flappers comin’ in saving the day. Y’know, it’s pretty much the same game. Ehneeohyeeoh. How different could it be? Having never played Flappy Bird, I have no fucking idea how close this game is. Uh, I mean, I know you go l-. Ah fuck. You thought Flappy Bir-. Ah fuck! So the out-. Okay, nevermind. Now if you’re unfamiliar with Little Flappers. FUCK ME. I imagine the game is actually a lot easier because you can just ha-. FUCK. FUCK! This fuckin’ green shit. You little green FUCK. All right, well I knew I was fucked there. I’m actually pretty glad that I’m not playing Flappy Bird and I’m playing this fuckin’ thing because there’s no way that I wouldn’t break my fuckin’ phone into a THOUSAND FUCKING PIECES. This is great, I love this. I love this! This is so fuckin’ fun! Who isn’t playing this fuck-. WHAT! YOU FLEW INTO IT! WHY!? Oh great, there was a saw in the fuckin’ floor. I can’t get past like six fuckin’ points and I’m using a goddamn Xbox controller. Yeah ge-. MOTHER FUCKER! Don’t mind me, just– just flappin’ away. Just flappin’. Uh, Little Flappers. Littl-. They’re little flaps. Yeah. Not to be confused — with – normal flaps. Can you beat this piece of shit? Can you beat Flappy Birds? Is there an end or it’s just like get the points? Is it get the points? How about zero points? Is that a high score? I hate this. I’m definitely-. I don’t wann-. Mmm. You’re gonna die. You’re gonna die. You’re gonna die. You’re gonna die. You’re fuckin’ dead. You’re DEAD! Holy shit I actually made it far enough for the fuckin’ song to start playing. FUCK! And back to silence. There’s like-, How long is this? How long does this go? Is there an end? I’m just gonna wait. I’m just gonna sit here. ‘Cause the camera’s still going, Why stop for me? I’m dead. Why, y’know, why stop on my dead body? In fact, I don’t think I have a dead body. It seems like it got fuckin’ obliterated by the saw blades. There’s nothin’ left of me. You can’t even send like a foot home to my mother. Okay, go over the fuckin’ thing, through there. Oh my god, a score of three? ???? AHHH! There’s nothin’ to fuckin’ say about this piece of shit. You’re just flying to the right. It’s dead silence. AND THEN YOU FUCKING DIE. WHAT ARE ALL OF THOSE FUCKIN’ GIANT OFFICE BUILDINGS DOING IN THE FUCKIN’ MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN FOREST?! SEE, it’s a FOREST, there’s some TREES! There’s not that many, but they probably got chopped down by all the FUCKIN’ BUZZ SAWS. It’s Little Flappers, it’s kinda like Flappy Bird, but y’know. IT’S NOT! And it still SUCKS! Ma-. I-. URRRGH. I love getting zero points. I LOVE GETTING ZERO POINTS! -Sigh- Okay, you little shit. Take it nice and slow. Nice and slow. Through the blades, not into the blades. Over that one. OVER that one. There we go. Under this one. Hoho. You made it, little guy. Little fella-. -Gasp- MOTHER FUCKER! THIS GAME IS FUCKIN’ DUKE.