Gavin: Five Nights Michael: Hey Gav? Five Nights 2. Gavin: Michael, I’m really upset that we’re playing this again. Michael: This is Play Pals #24. Five Nights at Freddy’s 2! Gavin: Cracking a bull. Michael: Yeah? You cracking some Redbull? Gavin: What it does is it masks my fear. It builds a layer of energy that I can ditch. You know like a chameleon ditches its tail? Or a newt. Michael: Do they ditch it or they can just re-grow them? Gavin: Yeah, if they get caught by their tail it’s like Woosh. See you later.I’ll get another one. Michael: Yeah, they just pop off. Gavin: Yeah. Michael: So what’s gonna happen to you? Gavin: …Red Bull. Michael: Oh. Got it. Alright, so this guy’s gonna give us the dets. Gavin: Are those rolled up balls of paper? Or is it the hearts of stuffed animals? Michael: I think it’s just trees. Like paper from trees. Look at this, right. That’s new. You have a flashlight. Gavin: That’s the hallway. So our table is facing down a dark corridor. Michael: There’s no doors anymore. Gavin: That’s excellent. Michael: We have a hallway, We have this flashlight meter. Gavin: What’s stopping us from- Michael: Also have two lights here. Gavin: Aw! They can come through vents? Michael: Yeah. Gavin: Oh for god’s sake. It’s just like having three doors. Michael: Then I guess… I guess if you want to blend in you just like Gavin: I bet the feedback was- Michael: Become one of them. Gavin: Oh my god. Michael: Let’s see the cast of freaks in this one. Gavin: We got the bunny thing. What’s that? A rabbit. We got DUCK. Michael: We got the duck. The bear. Oh, that’s Freddy. There he is. Gavin: I like that their eyes are closed. Michael: We got some balloons. Gavin: Okay, that’s terrifying. Michael: We have a windup music box here. Gavin: What does that do? Michael: I don’t know. It looks like it’s fully wound. Gavin: Click and hold. Is that to keep it calm? Michael: Yeah. I’m assuming something… Gavin: Like you have to keep winding the box otherwise something bad will happen? Michael: Or something good. Gavin: We probably shouldn’t be chatting over this dude. Oh! Oh, it’s just some… Michael: it’s just the vent. Those are little noodles. Gavin: slight breeze. Michael: I feel like we can get to night 2 pretty easily with our experience. (Gavin whimpering) Michael: Nothing even happened yet. Calm down. Gavin: It’s the Red Bull and my heart. And the scare-ness. Michael: I told you six times we were gonna play this today and you were like, yeah, sure sure. Gavin: Uh Oh! Michael: What happened? What happened? Music box. Is that what you were pointing at? You screamed “OH!” and you just pointed. Gavin: Yeah, cause it was a caution sign. Did you not see it? I did. Gavin: Okay. Michael: That was good of the game to let us know. Gavin: Oh god. Michael: Is everybody there? Gavin: No. Michael: We’re missing the bunny. The bunny’s gone. Ooh. And th duck. Gavin: Oh for… Oh. I hate this game so much. Michael: Like I was saying, as we sat down you kind of- Oh there. Yep. There it is. You kind of remembered that you hated it. Gavin: I know. In theory, ow, whip that out, bung a bit of Freddy’s and now we’re in the moment and I wish I were dead. Michael: Whip it out bug a bit of Freddy. Gavin: Oh! What about the corridor? Michael: Let’s check. I really got to keep my- The fuck? Gavin: Did you break- Where’s your light shoned? Michael: What the fuck? Gavin: What you doing? Michael: I think he fucked with it! Gavin: What? Gavin: The music box!
Michael: It’s not working! Michael: It’s not working! Gavin: Maybe the music box powers the light? Michael: Oh, it’s getting really loud in the office for some reason. (screams) Michael: GAVIN! You fucking spilled Red Bull everywhere. God. Gavin: It’s on my knees! Michael: (laughing) Do you think he’s still there? Gavin: Yes. Michael: Go away you fuck! Get out of here! Beat it! Gavin: Why isn’t he leaving? Michael: I don’t know. Go away! Gavin: (whimpers) Put the hat on, Michael. Michael: We’re just gonna wait him out. Gavin: What if he… Gavin: The music box as well! Michael: What do I do?! Do I go to the music box while he’s- OH NO It’s blinking Gavin: Did he change his face? Put the hat on. Michael: Oh god. Gavin: Put the hat on. Michael: Okay okay okay. I can’t do the flashlight with the fucking mask on. Gavin: He’s gonna walk up to us and finger our eyeholes. Michael: What do I do? The music box is stopping! Gavin: Bloody wind it up again. How did he get all the way to us? Oh Christ. I don’t want to look. Michael: I don’t even know what the fuck comes for us. Gavin: He’s gonna be right in our faces. Michael: Where’s the fucking duck? Gavin: You gotta keep a light on it. The light isn’t doing out. Michael: It doesn’t do shit. Gavin: Ooooh. Michael: Goddammit. There’s the bunny. Gavin: We are really playing a dangerous game by checking this while the GUY is right there. Michael: That thing is going bonkers. That caution symbol is cautioning. Do I take the mask off? Gavin: Let’s just shut our eyes and wait out the night. (Michael whimpers) Gavin: Oh god. He’s gonna shove his hand right in there. Michael: Should I take the mask off? Gavin: I don’t know. Michael: Oh! Gavin: Whoa! (music box music) Gavin: Can you believe it worked? Uh oh. The music box is going nuts. Michael: Should I put the mask back on? (Michael sighs in relief) Michael: Whoo! Look at that. That’s skill. Gavin: I need to just- Quickly clean my knees. Michael: Yeah, why don’t you go de-louse for a second. Phone Guy: -come to think of it, you might want to try that on any room Michael: What is this? What is this? Gavin: Is it like the… Is that Foxy? Michael: Is that part of someone? Gavin: They’re all coming apart. Phone Guy: -I’ll be honest, I never liked that puppet thing. Michael: This fucking bunny prick’s gone. Gavin: Wait. I think the bloody- Michael: Yep. There he is. Gavin: Go back to that thing with the head. Michael: He’s gone. He was right here. Gavin: it was a thing. Michael: That was a thing. Gavin: Was it Foxy the Pirate? Michael: It might of been. OH! Oh shit. Gavin: What on Earth. Michael: Get out of here, you prick. Gavin: And the duck’s with him. Michael: Oooh. They’re grouping up. They’re grouping up now. Gavin: Wait. I think they’re gonna be in the corridor cause they’re not in the side rooms anymore. Michael: Oh! I can do the flashlight in the rooms? I didn’t know that. JESUS CHRIST! MY GOD! (Jack laughing) Gavin! Gavin: DAMMIT! Michael: GOD DAMN. Gavin: Look at me! I spilt it again! Michael: STOP SPILLING EVERYTHING You all cleaned up? Gavin: Cleaned up. I’m gonna sip this Red Bull, then I’m gonna put it far away from me. Michael: We’ll continue back to night 2. Okay. We learned we can use the flashlight here. Gavin: Mess with them. Do some Morse code. Michael: You
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Gavin: coming Gavin: Towards us. Please, thank you. Michael: fat. Gavin: Bye. Michael: Also. Fat. (Gavin chuckles) Gavin: What was most disturbing about that one the damn coming apart one. Michael: The one hanging? Yeah. Gavin: The one that was gizzards coming out. Michael: I think that was the fox. Where’s the music box? I don’t even want to know what this fucking thing comes- what it does. Gavin: What did you call it? Michael: I was gonna say I don’t know what it comes, but that doesn’t make any sense. So then I changed it to does. I think Satan’s probably spawned when the music stops playing. I don’t even know what this is. Gavin: Should you shin a light in there? That’s what that is. Michael: Oh my god. That is what was hanging from the ceiling before. Gavin: Is that the fox? Michael: Holy shit. Gavin: It’s like a weird tentacle monster. Michael: What the hell. These dicks are still where they started. Gavin: Nice. I like the light. Okay. Michael: Oh god. What the hell? Gavin: What on Earth? happened to those. Michael: Fuck. Gavin: That is a messy room. and they got massacred. Baby Voice: Hi. Gavin: Stop saying hi. Michael: Stop saying hi. Who’s saying hi to me? Don’t look at me. What the fuck? Gavin: Okay, that was a child laughing. Michael: Wait, wait. He’s in the vent. I heard him in the vent. He’s crawling around in the vent. (Gavin screams) Michael: That one. That one. Gavin: What? Look at (squeak) No, I mean the other one, obviously. Okay. Well. Should we put the hat on and ? Michael: Come on, guy. Get out of there. Gavin: Get out of here, dude. Michael: That mess on the floor is gone. Gavin: Ah, that bloody crap from the ceiling’s there. Michael: Yep. Yep. Yep. (Gavin moans) Michael: Fucking beat it! Oh the- oh, there we go. (moans of terror) Both: Is that the fox? Gavin: You’re gonna have to flash him a bunch. Michael: Get out of here! Gavin: PISS OFF Gavin: Leave us alone, you bastard! Christ. Michael: Ooh shit, we’re at one bar. Gavin: It’s not doing anything. It’s not doing anything. Michael: It’s gone. I hear- they’re in the vent. They’re in the vent again. I put it on myself and I scared the shit out of myself. (Gavin squeaking) Gavin: You lept like a salmon. Michael: Oh, we’re out. Gavin: The kid is just a night- (Michael yelling) Michael: What? What? Gavin: No! Michael: No no no no no. Gavin: Stop stop stop stop (child laughing) Oh christ. Do one! Michael: That music box is going off, whatever that is. Go away. Gavin: Diddled by a tiny bear. Michael: Go away. (music box) Gavin: The music box is- (Michael yells) (Gavin screaming) Gavin: GOD! I hate this game! Michael: What was that? Was that the fox? Gavin: I’m not playing anymore! Michael: God. Gavin: It’s horrible. Michael: It looks like they just fucking destroyed that one. Gavin: Okay. Michael: He looks like he’s taking a shit. Gavin: He’s pouncing the camera. Do you want to check the main cast? See what they’re up to? Okay. Michael: Duck’s gone. Duck is in the wind. Duck is in the wind. Vent? Gavin: Vent. Vent. Vent! (Gavin groans) Michael: Come on now. Beat it. Gavin: Sod off! Michael: Get out of here! Gavin: I don’t even know where the fox lives. Michael: Oh god. What the fuck? Gavin: Is that a girl duck? Michael: Yeah, I think she’s bringing me- The kid too now! Gavin: The kids are coming as well. Michael: I got the music box to deal with, but, uh Gavin: Why don’t you rotate the light and the light. (music box) (exclaiming) Michael: And the music box is going! What does that even mean! Gavin: Just keep. Doing it. Michael: I can’t do both. (sreams) Michael: What the fuck? Gavin: What was that? (Michael laughing) Michael: That was the music box. It was the jack-in-the-box. Gavin: Bugger me. Where’d it come from? Did it come from the duck? Michael: I’m done. I’m done. Michael: If you liked that shit, click this shit. Shit. Like his butt. And if you like this cock, click his cock for more caca.