B: Hello everyone welcome to another episode of Million Dollars, But. I’m Barbara Dunkleman and today- B: I’m joined by the lovely Elyse Willems, and also the lovely first-time million dollars butter Mariel Salcedo! M: What’s up everyone?
B: I’m so happy you’re here. M: Thank you so much, i’m so happy to be-
E: May I just say Mary, you are killing it thus far. B: Hey, speaking of killing it Today’s theme is gonna be death. (E: *Dun dun dun sound effect) B: Because Mariel, as we know, is terrified of death, so let’s celebrate. M: Why not. Cheers to that. Death. E: To death . M: So million dollars, but it’s a lot of money. Yep. You have to be the grim reaper for an entire year B: What does the Grim Reaper do? M: you are following people around you are carding people to the afterlife. B: so is there just one costume? E: That’s gonna be a fashion nightmare. You should wear that same cloak for an entire year E: Staying it really gross you go to the beach. You got to be in that cloak M: Would you be dazzle your outfits, I think I would be dazzle that like Sythe thing B: What do they use it for? E: I guess you use it for slaying people? But if you want to use it like as a grabbing tool You know if you can’t reach into the cover, and there’s a like bag of cookies up there. You know such psychic to you oh Oh Man, there’s like there’s the whole moral conundrum of killing people and what if they’re people that you like But what if Gus is eating too many Pizza poppers? What if he chokes on one day and you show up guesses like help me help me like I will Put you out of your misery if you’re the Grim Reaper. Can you decide not to kill someone? You could oh, I would just sit on my couch eating Cheetos, and there’s just like death and destruction But people are so yeah people are getting shot in the street and surviving. It’s a miracle What if they know it’s you people start being really nice to you send gift baskets and stuff Oh, yeah, you become like an idol you’re on all the postage stamps You’re on billboards everywhere, and then you’d pursue your rapping career, so it could be the grim rapper oh Damn I would absolutely take this one for the year I would meet new people I have something new to put on my resume well reap the benefits of this one M: well im outta here. (laughter) All right ladies million dollars, but you see dead people superhero They are technically so they could go through doors. They could go through walls whatever Okay, well what if they’re? Living with you or what if they’re in your house your house is haunted. Yeah early shitty roommate Do they wash dishes here shitty ghost roommate they’ve just given up. I mean they’re dead they don’t have to prove anything There’s gonna be people fucking everywhere constantly want me to talk to you because you’re the only one who could see them That’s true. Oh, yeah, dance close with me super pet dere already but poppin all the time Yeah, you would never have to worry about not finding someone to dance with except you ever only to see you dancing about yourself Why not? I just had a great idea though You invite people to your house on Halloween or actually scares start happening could you be the the best house on the block? Every year, yeah Okay, okay. I’m having sex. I mean anytime you’re intimate you’re gonna have an audience. There’s no privacy What if it’s like a really hot dude? And then you guys let me ghost sex Imagine the times that you can have together with you me like your hop ghost boyfriend And you’ve got your hot mangos – jeez helping me mold the clay. What did he go? See you oh? I have words Alright, so big question: million dollars, but now you have the sixth sense and you see dead people. Would you take it? I think I would I don’t know that I could realistically live feeling like somebody’s around me all the time yeah I’m too much of an introvert to deal with it. I think would go a little crazy So a million dollars, but your friend dies But they get like taxidermied and then they live with you on your couch à la weekend at Bernie’s Oh god, or like they just got into the dating scene so you’re like you’re their wingman. Yeah, if they’re on a date You’ve got to like be there too, but somehow secretly so their date doesn’t realise. What do you think the other person’s thinking goes? They’re like, ‘Oh this person is just like really common stoic’ like yeah I like I like a good listener so like if you’re at the movies, and you’re behind them Kind of like throwing popcorn in their face Yeah, would you have to hide this from people like you’re trying to make the facade of them not being dead, right? Yeah, that’s how I picture it I think it could be fun if It’s a friend that you don’t really get to hang out with a lot like a Gus now They can do anything with you. People are like ‘Did you see like Gus is really warming up to Barbara all of a sudden’ ‘Yeah, like they’re canoeing together, they’re going up on like milkshake dates together. They’re sharing that milkshake’ Yeah, he’s my best friend now What do you guys think to keep your friends legacy going or do you check them to the curb I don’t think… I have friends that just do too much shit I don’t think I could handle this. And I also want to live my own life I don’t have to be responsible for someone else’s dead body. I’ll tell Gus how you guys really feel Please do Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of million dollars, but ladies. Thank you so much for joining me This is the end of the episode good because it was about death hey guys Thanks for watching million dollars, but if you enjoyed this episode you’re totally gonna dig our card game We’ve got the party game as well as the expansion packs available at MDB game.com Just go click the link find out what terrible horrible awful things you and your friends would do for a million dollars It’s a really great game. I Love you. Just click the link. I love you