[Intro swoosh] Gavin: Alright so Jack: Hey Let’s Play. Gavin: We’re doing Let’s Play Geoff: So I guess we would call this Part 3 Geoff: of our Minecraft Let’s Plays
Gavin: Yep. Geoff: People keep asking Geoff: Gavin and I exhaustively spent about the last oh I don’t know, over the weekend Memorial day weekend, Gavin what would you say, we spent about 15 Geoff: to 20 hours making this?
Gavin: Yeah, we were working Gavin: very hard on Achievement City. Michael: I went to Six Flags. Jack: So we’re going to Achievement City. Gavin: This is
Geoff: Achievement City Geoff: this is our new base of operations Geoff: for all things Minecraft
Jack: Why not Achievmentville Michael: It looks like a cloud because this is uh we we’ll uh Geoff: live in the city
Gavin: So we’ve been hard at work Jack: Bleep-bloopbopolis Geoff: I don’t Gavin: We basically… We built the central area of the city and we built your houses Gavin: So I’m gonna give you a little tour Michael: [gasps] I have a house? Geoff: Everybody has a house
Michael: Sweet! That’s awesome! Gavin: Here we go this is…
Jack: This cannot end well Gavin: Achievement City
Michael: Holy shit Gavin: Oooooh look at that Michael: Ray should not live here
Ray: No absolutey not
Geoff: Well don’t worry you’ll see Michael: He’s brown!
Ray: No minorities allowed Jack: Is that the logo on the ground? Geoff: Yeah we’ll get to that
Gavin: That is the logo on the ground we’ll show you afterwards Jack: Come on
Michael: Whaaaaat Gavin: These are… This is the little uh area Michael: You guys have no lives!
Geoff: Jack we’ll start with you Jack: oh this is my house
Geoff: Look at this front porch I made you, Jack also Jack: Wow
Geoff: Look, show, go show down into the thing Gavin: See that? Look at that
All: Jack lives here Gavin: Just like above your desk Ray: Jack I think that’s your house Gavin: We put a lot of effort into this it’s a beautiful house, its stilted It is just… It is brilliant Michael: That is incredible!
Geoff: Those stilts all go all the way down into a mine by the way Jack: Wow, okay
Geoff: Yeah Gavin: This is uh
Geoff: Michael’s lovely house Jack: Awaiting approval
Michael: What?? Mine?? Gavin: Did we swear on that sign?
Geoff: Awaiting approval, awaiting approval, I don’t know, it’s weird Ray: No if you swore it would’ve said like…
Jack: No, that pops up occasionally Michael: Well, you know, I approve, so Gavin: This is Michael’s house
Jack: Oh he’s got a painting inside Michael: I’m fucking moving in
Geoff: Yeah yeah Gavin: Even some artwork you can see through the window there
Michael: Dude! Jack: Nice
Michael: That’s, thank you so much! Gavin: Lovely, everyone’s got a bed, everyone’s got a chest Michael: I don’t know what to say
Gavin: It’s lovely isn’t it
Ray: I like it, this is really good Geoff: We’re very, we’re very proud
Michael: This is good Michael: Ray! Ray! You’re gonna have a home! Geoff: Gavin’s house
Gavin: Moving onto my house Gavin: I haven’t labelled it because I know it’s my house Michael: Oh! It’s stone
Jack: Yours is all stone Gavin: Look at the art!
Jack: Look at all the art in there Ray: So artsy Gavin: There’s so much art it covers the door
Michael: You are sophisticated, look at that Michael: You can’t even get past the art to get in
Gavin: Look at all the artwork Geoff: Gavin has become a serious collector
Gavin: I really like it Michael: You’re sophisticated
Ray: Apparently. Very, very sophisticated Gavin: As we move Michael: Kudos to you Gavin: As we move on, next up in Achievement City is Gavin: is Ray’s house
Jack: Ray! Gavin and Ray: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Michael: Why is, why is Ray’s house
Ray: Why’s it made out of dirt? Michael: Why is Ray’s house a piece of shit?
Geoff: Exactly Ray: Why do I have one window that I can’t reach? Geoff: Check it out, inside you have, uh,
Ray: A torch? Geoff: Just a torch Ray: Very accurate to my New York apartment Jack: Okay
Gavin: These houses Jack: So, so where’s uh, where’s Geoff’s house? Gavin: Good question
Ray: I’m gonna lava your house by the way Ray: Fuck your art Gavin: In, uh, in quite the contrast to Ray’s house we
have Geoff’s house [Laughter] Michael: It’s just like real life! Geoff: Go, uh, go in and show ’em my bed
Jack: What the what Michael: What the fuck Gavin: This is Geoff’s house, we worked… You can see why it took us a long time! Jack: Oh he’s got a button
[laughter] Gavin: There’s a cloud! Cloud going through the ceiling
Jack: There’s a cloud inside Michael: Did you, did you buy a cloud, Geoff? Geoff: I’m renting it Ray: I just realised I don’t even have a bed
Geoff: No you don’t Michael: Oh my god, my stomach hurts
Jack: Wow Geoff: So that’s my house
Michael: My sides, my sides are Gavin: That’s Geoff’s house
Ray: Just on torches, by torches ratio, your house is far superior Michael: I’m gonna be honest Geoff, you don’t own very many things Geoff: I don’t need much, I have the uh, I have the building Gavin: I’m gonna, ooh, uh, I’m gonna quickly
Geoff: This house alone took Gavin and I, uh Geoff: over five hours to make
Ray: How long did my house take? Geoff: Uh, you’re house, uh
Michael: Over five minutes to make Geoff: We let Millie make your house Ray: Okay, uh, thank you Millie Gavin: So I’m just gonna quickly walk around the back of Geoff’s house, you might want to talk amongst yourselves ‘cuz it takes quite a while for me to get round there Jack: So I’m pretty happy with my house
Michael: Dude, I like my house Geoff: Dude, I made that front porch with love Jack: That was –
Gavin: Yeah, actually, I built umm Gavin: Michael’s mine and Ray’s, Geoff spent –
Geoff: The entire time Gavin: Geoff spent a lot of time on Jack’s Geoff: I’m not as fast of a builder as you are Gavin Gavin: But, uh, combined we spent most
Michael: Look at this
Gavin:This is a ladder to the top Michael: Is there a swimming pool top? Geoff: No no, nothing flashy
[Michael and Gavin talking over each other] Jack: Just fortress of solitude
Michael: I bet – I bet
Gavin: Lemme just climb Michael: It should be the hot tub that Gavin’s never gonna get Michael: At least you can have it in Minecraft cuz you’re never gonna have it in real life
Gavin: I just went through the cloud layer there Michael: I see that, that was fancy Jack: Alright so you’re beyond the clouds now
Michael: Oh you’re so close to the top here – Gavin: We’ll just get to the roof ugh Ray: You shoulda put my house up there Michael: Just put a dog house, Ray lives here Geoff: You can’t actually build any higher than this, this is the top of the world Gavin: This is the top level of the world, and uh, this is lit – Gavin: This is the observation module
Michael: The Observation Module? Gavin: And there we go, look at that
Michael: Oh shit, how long did that take? Gavin: Long time
Geoff: Uuuuh, six hours? Gavin: It took a lot of wool and a lot of rubbing out what we’d done and starting again Geoff: That is a thousand pieces of wool
Michael: So like, did one of you, like, stand up here? Geoff and Gavin: Yeah Michael: While one of you went down there?
Gavin: Yeah Michael: Who stood up top? Geoff?
Geoff: We took turns, but mostly I stood up top Michael: How did I guess?
Gavin: Yeah, pretty much Geoff and me, and me scrambling around with 1000 pieces of different coloured wool Michael: Yeah Gavin, it looks like shit, fix it Gavin: Pretty good though, right?
Geoff: There was a fair amount of that Michael: Dude that is fantastic
Geoff: So we are very proud
Ray: That tree, in the top right hand corner? I don’t like it Gavin: Where? What?
Ray: It’s not even Michael: Yeah look! It’s in the black. You didn’t clear the tree out? Gavin: What tree?
Geoff: Oh, that tree
Michael: Right there! Michael: Look, the bushes are covering the black
Gavin: Noo, it makes it look like the floor Michael: [imitating Gavin] Nooooooo
Michael: That looks like you got lazy Geoff, I’d make him fix it Gavin: Wait wait wait for the cloud to clear over Ray’s house Geoff: There it is! Jack: Ah, there’s Ray’s house Gavin: Alright so now we’ll all hop in, and we’ll uh
Michael: You’re house is still pretty badass Geoff: Everyone can explore, uh, Achievement City Gavin: We’ll do a little Let’s Play, I’m just gonna hop down
Michael: ACHIEVEMENTS! Gavin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Michael: Splat Ray: You died
Jack: You’re dead Geoff: Where are you Jack? Jack: I’m in the beach somewhere, I’m gonna get some sand
Gavin: You – You can see where we are on the map Gavin: I wonder if that massive logo will show up on the map? Michael: This coke tastes like death. Why? Gavin: I’m looking forward to Ray moving into his nice place
Geoff: I know, I just wanna watch you guys all move into your houses Geoff: So cute
Michael: Oh, do we get invites? Jack: Oh jesus, there’s – well there’s Geoff’s house Jack: This monolith just popped into frame Michael: I’m glad that we’re still like, on the fucking menu while they’re playing Gavin: It’s just like THUNK Jack: Alright I’m on my way Ray: We’re on the main menu
Jack: Oh stuff’s popping in Michael: Cut that out
Ray: We’re almost there Jack: Eeeeh ooop ow Michael: It’d be sweet if my guy didn’t fucking mmf oh there we go
Jack: What’s in the chest
Geoff: Bunch of shit Jack: Ooooh there’s diamonds. I’m gonna steal all the fuckin’ diamonds
Geoff: Yeah Michael: DUDE! 12345’s a bad password Ray: Dude Rage Quit Peggle
Michael: Shout out to everyone there Jack: Look at my house! Ray: Edit that out Ray: Edit that out
Gavin: I think we made your house too nice if I’m honest Jack: I have a terrible feeling that there’s like landmines all underneath my fucking house Geoff: God damn dude with the – with the amount of work we put into this fucking
Michael: Ray we’re finally gonna make it into the game Geoff: Achievement Hunter logo if any –
Ray: Yeah I know. See I don’t have to worry about mines because it’s just a dirt Michael: Ray Michael: Why you not busy?
Ray: Because I just signed in
Geoff: If anybody blows a god damn thing up Geoff: in this fucking house, in this area, I’m gonna- Gavin: We’ve – We’ve gotta clean save of this right? Just in case everyone trashes it? Geoff: Oh my god Jack: I love this, this is awesome.
Ray: Alright Jack: What – What’s this little piece of wood hanging down in my house though Geoff: What’s that? Jack: Is that uh, is that a chandelier or something?
Michael: Dude we’re in the game Geoff: Oh sorry, I probably just messed that up
Michael: Oh yeah Geoff: We were, uh, it was like three in the morning
Michael: Who am I? Oh yeah! Geoff: when we were making everybody’s houses
Michael: I’m the –
Ray: You’re like black carl Michael: I’m the black Carl
Jack: Oh god! Jack: Fuck
Michael: He looks just like Carl right?
Ray: Yeah he does Michael: I mean, to be fair
Jack: Why would you do that?
Geoff: [cackling] Jack: Why would you do that?
Geoff: [more cackling] Michael: Where is the fuck is our houses?
Jack: Why would you do that you son of a bitch? Geoff: [very loud cackling] Geoff: What happened?
Jack: I totally saved it though, you asshole Geoff: What happened?
Jack: Hey, no! Fuck you. Fuck you
Michael: How do you use it again? I don’t even remember Jack: Don’t touch it Gavin: What happened?
Ray: – dumb. I guess you just follow to the other dots Jack: Ah fuck, sand doesn’t work like that Geoff: [cackling, still] Jack: No, stop it! Get out of my house! I’m gonna do – Jack: get out of my house
Michael: Dude we’re far Geoff: What happened, dude? Jack: You fucker Geoff: What’s wrong? Jack: You’re tryna kill me. I see how it is
Geoff: I don’t know what you’re talking about Michael: Where’s my house? Do I have a house?
Jack: Where’s the – Michael: Hoooly fuck there’s Geoff’s house! Michael: I found it
Jack: That’s exactly what I said Michael: If ya – If you don’t know where your shit is, look for Geoff’s house Ray: Look for his monolith? Ray: Okay
Gavin: Yeah, you can tell where it is Jack: Freaking bastard Michael: Oooh! OH! UEH! Michael: Fuck, I fell in a hole
Geoff: Is it this one? Where’d it go? Michael: NO!
Jack: Get out of the way Jack: I’m gonna kill your ass Jack: Ow Gavin: Alright, alright, stop –
Jack: Beat you with sand Gavin: Stop being childish, guys
Michael: I’ve made it to the logo Jack: Hey, oh jesus christ. Aaaah Michael: There’s Geoffrey’s Jack: How ’bout I beat you with diamond? Michael: [sniggering] There’s Ray’s house
Jack: – diamond – Ray: Shut up! Don’t laugh at it. Jack: Aaaaaah you son of a bitch Michael: Dude, here’s my house. Is this my house?
Geoff: Where did you uh –
Ray: No that’s Gavin’s house Jack: I think – I think Geoff’s tryna burn my house down already
Michael: No that’s Gavin’s house. Fuck you Gavin Michael: Your house sucks. I want my house
Jack: okay Gavin: What’s wrong with my house?
Geoff: I think – Geoff: I think –
Michael: Dude here’s my house Ray: Ay I found a wolf
Michael: Fuckin Michael: Awaiting approval, awaiting approval, awaiting approval, awaiting approval Michael: I’m home! Michael: Small and sweet. Just like my –
Ray: Where’s my shit house? Michael: Just like my dick
Ray: There it is Michael: That’s what this house is; it’s tiny and efficient Geoff: Eh, well
Ray: Mine’s just dirty Michael: Yeah Jack’s house is too nice, and OH GOD, OH GOD!!! Ray: Well, it was nice
Michael: Well, Jack’s house was nice
Jack: Yeah Jack: I had a feeling that was gonna happen
Michael: Jack, uh, you’re not staying with me, I only have one bed in my house Geoff: Gavin, should we tell the guys about how our Let’s Play was really a Things to Do in disguise? Gavin: [sniggering] Geoff: We put almost twenty hours into this entire house to build a world that would trick Jack into thinking that that block wasn’t a fucking trap Jack: And then I fixed it imme- But I fixed it immediately
Geoff: Things to Do! [laughter] Geoff: Things to Do is to uh
Ray: Fuck with Jack? Geoff: Put lava in the ceiling [more laughter] Jack: How did you get it around wood without it catching fire?
Geoff: And when you remove the block – Geoff: When you remove the block
Michael: Good lord Michael: That house is a – so wait you had lava waiting in his house for him? Gavin: He had la- he had lava in his attic [laughter just directly into the microphone] Gavin: Weh uh waiting to be unleashed Geoff: We had the idea to do a Things to Do where you just have a block out of place, and when you knock it down you just get lava dumped on your head Geoff: But we couldn’t figure out how to –
Jack: So when I – when I said what’s this block Jack: You were – you were probably just creamed your pants, didn’t you? Geoff: Yeah, I was, absolutely. We were terrified you wouldn’t fall for it Gavin: Look at Ray tryna decorate his mud hut! [laughter]
Ray: I’m tryna decorate my dirt house Michael: Dude I don’t even have to, I’m ju- My house is legit. I’m leaving it. That’s nicer than any house I ever thought I could live in Gavin: I wanna see Ray’s house Gavin: Oh I love –
Geoff: It’s actually the only house you will live in, too Gavin: I love what you’ve done with the place, Ray
Michael: Jyeahihiss Ray: You like it? Michael: Look at Jack’s house, it’s fucking burning down [laughing] Jack: I will – I will fix my house Michael: You’re not fixing shit Jack: Oh come on Jack: You can kill me, fuck it, I’m out [thud]
Geoff: NO no no, let him live Ray: Jack- Jack
Michael: Jack’s thrown his controller Geoff: I’ll let him-
Michael: [laughs louder than everyone elses audio] Jack: What more do you want from me? Gavin: He’s probly- Michael: I can’t fucking breathe Gavin: I like that Ray’s- Ray’s helping out by putting art on the side of it [Geoff, Gavin and Michael are laughing. Jack isn’t] Michael: I can’t fucking breathe Geoff: Put it out with fire Gavin: Put it out with good paintings
Geoff: Put it out with art. Here Michael: Oh god
Gavin: Oh my god it’s flooding the mines Michael: That is fucking funny Jack: I need some stone Gavin: [terrifying laughter] Gavin: Look at Jack’s house Michael: Dude a fucking pyro’s bro Geoff: Nobody fuck with the Achievement Hunter logo though
Jack: No one has stone. Jack: Nope. Alright, I’m gonna get some stone Gavin: Oh god, Jack’s getting his own back, Geoff!
Geoff: Here, I’ll help you Jack: There we go
Michael: Oh god
Ray: Woah! Is that cactus? Gavin: Yeah there’s some cactus down there
Ray: Nice Geoff: Oh that’s our cactus garden where we had to – where we mined – Geoff: cactus for green
Gavin: How do you think we made all this green wool Michael: I only had one block?
Ray: Nah that’s a good point Gavin: We had to have a cactus farm for the green wool Geoff: Oh shit!
Gavin: We had to have a cactus farm for the green wool Gavin: What’s happened?
Geoff: I’m tryna- Michael: What’s happened Ray: Oh
Michael: What’s happened Ray: If you walk into cactus it hurts you Gavin: Yeah it does Geoff: Uh… That didn’t- That didn’t work… [little Gavvy giggle] Gavin: Excellent Quiet Jack: do do dooo
Geoff: Aaaand Quiet Jack: Do do do doo
Geoff: Why can’t I get? Quiet Jack: Do do do doooo Michael: Jack’s up to something, over there Ray: He’s tryna fix his- Geoff: OH SHIT
Ray: He’s tryna fix his- Geoff: Jack I’m tryna save you! I’m gonna die! Geoff: God damn it Ray: Did you die?
Geoff: Yeah Ray: That sucks
Geoff: That’s okay, I just lost everything Geoff: [while giggling] Are you removing my wall? Jack: Nah I- I needed to get some uh, I needed to get some stone Gavin: At least it’s burning and looking tasteful at the same time Gavin: Thanks to the arts Gavin: OH there goes the tree! Gavin: The tree’s gone Gavin: The tree’s on fire
Michael: What block? Ray: Is the artwork still there? Gavin: The artwork’s still there Gavin: don’t worry ’bout that, Ray
Ray: Okay good Ray: Alright cool
Jack: The tree’s on fire
Gavin: I love- I love what Ray’s Gavin: done with this place
Jack: Well hey, that’ll- that’ll, uh Jack: That’ll, you know, take care of the uh, the covered part right? Ray: OOOOOH NO THERE’S LAVA IN MY HOUSE? Gavin: Ooh! Who did that? Ray: Oh its okay, it’s alright, the artwork’s fine Gavin: Who- Who did the lava in the house Michael: There’s lava in my house but I don’t really care
Gavin: Who- Who did the lava in the house Ray: Oh it’s raining Michael: I’m building Gavin: There better not-
Ray: -I can make a hole in my dirt roof Gavin: I tell you there better not be any lava in my- Gavin: OH THERE IS Gavin: THERE’S LAVA IN MINE! Gavin: Who did that? Gavin: Uuueh Michael: Wooow Gavin
Gavin: Scoop it, scoop it Geoff: Who’s lava-ing all the houses? Gavin: Uh! Who’s- Who’s doing that? Who’s doing that? Geoff: That’s not cool
Michael: I- I f- I can’t imagine, Gavin, who could it be? Gavin: I need to dump the lava quickly out of my house and put it somewhere else [Weird Gavin groaning] [Weird Gavin snorting] Geoff: I gotta go to fucking mine for more- Gavin: OH!
Geoff: I don’t have shit to mine with Geoff: ‘Cuz all my stuff’s still at Jack’s Gavin: Alright, we should- okay we should maybe Gavin: Oooaa uh! [laughter] Jack: Gavin’s on fire Ray: The water’s not getting rid of the lava. I’m scared Jack: Look at Gavin on fire Gavin: Hey Jack! What’re you doing, you’re trashing the place! Jack: What? Gavin: What’re you doing to my windows? Wha- Why would you do that? Jack: What’s- What’s going on? Gavin: OH
Jack: What’s- What’s going on? Gavin: I keep getting stuck
Jack: -ya having problems? Gavin: Yeah, little bit Jack: What’s- You having- having issues, or something? Gavin: Yeah
Jack: What’s- You having- having issues, or something? Gavin: What’s going on Jack?
Michael: God damn it Gavin: Oh my god! [Jack’s turn to cackle]
Gavin: Oh my god! Gavin: You’re gonna burn all the wool! Gavin: You’re gonna burn the wool out!
Michael: Fffblll Gavin: Ooaauh!
Michael: [imitating Gavin] You’re gonna burn the wooooool! Gavin: Ugh! Ugh! It’s over, I died! Geoff: I don’t want any fucking ducks in my house Michael: Dude, Ray
Ray: Dude there’s ducks in this game? Michael: Ray check out, m- my- I put an ‘M’, and then it’s like, in the middle of flames
Geoff: That’s what we’ve been calling the chickens all weekend for some reason Ray: It’s pretty cool
Michael: It’s fucking awesome Geoff: You’re fucking tree’s on fire Michael: Dude, why’s there lava in my house? Why’s- Ray: I don’t know Geoff: Not the Achievement Hunter logo!
Ray: I don’t know Gavin and Geoff: Noo! Michael: What if I did this? Gavin: I can just see trees burning in the distance [laughter] Gavin: Let’s go back in pre-lava, yeah? Geoff: Yeah
Gavin: Alright Geoff: Alright, ready?
Gavin: Let’s- Let’s put an end to this right now Geoff: Want me to exit?
Ray: No, I just got diamond pants! Jack: No, no, it’s fine! Let’s keep going from here Gavin: No come on! Everything’s on fire! It’s ridiculous! Jack: No, I don’t know what happened
Michael: Yeah, ‘cuz you did it Ray: Let’s be honest I realistically didn’t lose anything [laughter] Gavin: Oh, alright Gavin: NOO NO NOT ON THE LOGO! Gavin: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Geoff: Oh shit. Alright I’m gonna quit Gavin: Alright, quit Ray: Did we win? Jack: I think I won that game Geoff: Alright, hold on, I wanna go back in
Jack: I put lava in every one of your houses Gavin: You put lava in my house in two places Jack: I found a chest and there was like- there was like eight, or nine lava buckets Geoff: Oh yeah
Jack: And I’m like well! I’m taking every single one of those Gavin: We uh, we probably should have cleared those out before we planned it Geoff: That is the hardest Gavin and I have ever worked for one joke in our lives Michael: Ray you made my day
Jack: And I immediately killed it too Jack: ‘cuz I had no- I just like put it out
Geoff: You have no i- Geoff: We were terrified we we’re hoping you’d be so caught off guard you’d be like “What the- wha- uh?” Jack: Dude, no no, I- I’ve been building like rails underground through lava, so like lava doesn’t frighten me at all anymore Ray: Look at this guy Michael: Wuh
Jack: So how many sheep did you murder to get all that wool? Gavin: Plenty Michael: So what are we doing here?
Geoff: Uuuh like, f- like s- uuh hundreds, and- upon hundreds Gavin: Well, there’s 31 by 31, this logo Geoff: Oh my god, that was so much work dude Jack: How much math is that, Gavin? Gavin: It’s like three maths Michael: Three??
Geoff: Yeah, it’s at least three maths
Ray: Only three? Michael: Where the hell am I? Gavin: Feel free to upgrade your houses Geoff: Yeah-
Michael: What shape am I? Geoff: You do still have a lava ceiling
Ray: I have no idea what colour you are Michael: I’m- I’m uh
Ray: I’m uh Tuxedo Mask
Geoff: So, I don’t know if you wanna switch that out Geoff: or just leave that block there
Michael: Oh shit, really? Geoff: Also, Jack, the uh, mine is under your house
Michael: What the fuck Geoff: So if you ever need to go mining-
Jack: Oh okay is that why I’m up on stitlts? Geoff: So’d you fix your- Ray: Alright I got some more dirt for my house Geoff: Did you fix your lava situation? Michael: No
Jack: What the fuck is- Why is everyone by my fucking door? Michael: Check out my fucking- Gavin: I was- I just wanna see if you accidentally burn your house down
Geoff: Fuckin, just take it out, don’t worry- Jack: Gavin, you asshole
Michael: I know
Geoff: I just wanna watch you do it Gavin: Hey, woah woah woah! Gavin: Who’s in my house? Jack: Not me
Michael: Nobody Gavin: Dude, get out of the art gallery Michael: Dude, the art is nice, I will say
Gavin: Do you like- do you like OH Gavin: Oh, my god! My god! Stop it! Michael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Michael: I want nice things! Geoff: What are they, what-
Jack: Is Michael stealing your art? Gavin: He- He broke my art! The one that was covering my door [laughing] Michael: It’s true
Gavin: There we go, it’s back Gavin: Oh! DuGeoff Geoff: What are you- What are you doing
Ray: -act like nothing ever happened Michael: Did you say ‘DuGeff’?
Geoff: What are your weird noises to me for? Gavin: Yeah well, I thought you were gonna trash my art gallery Geoff: No, I’m not gonna trash your art gallery, I helped you make it Ray: He’s not a monster
Michael: Have you seen his monolith?Why the fuck does he need your shitty art gallery? Michael: I was tryna get some art for Ray Gavin: We should- we should
Michael: To spruce the place up a bit Gavin: Should’ve covered the complete outside with art, Gavin: top to bottom
Michael: Ray teach me how to build things Geoff: Nice fucking diamond suit R- Ray
Michael: Whaaat? Where you getting diamond shit? Gavin: Nice hat Ray
Ray: What? Ray: Dude, I gotta look pimp Michael: Dude
Ray: I’m gonna look like a really cool dude in a shitty house Ray: Check out my diamond armour and my dirt house
Geoff: This is gonna be the equivalent of having a Geoff: ’78 olds with $3000 worth of rims on it Michael: Damn it. I was gonna say that
Ray: That’s what my people do, Geoff Ray: Alright. I don’t even know where to start. Can I have a bed at least? Jesus christ. Geoff: Yeah, you can go make a bed
Ray: Or a blanket? Gavin: I really like your floor, Ray. I think you should leave it as is Geoff: Ray’s floor is the best part Geoff: I was- I laughed so fucking hard at Ray’s floor [Geoff giggling] Geoff: One torch [Michael laughing] Ray: Whose idea was it to give me the torch? Geoff: Uh, it was mine Ray: Thank you!
Geoff: We actually- we actually gave you a bed and then we took it away Michael: You decided that was too nice
Gavin: We- We made enough beds- Ray: Thanks Mum Gavin: We made enough beds to put in everywhere and we, we f- Michael: There are lava buckets, everywhere
Gavin: We furnished your house, Ray Gavin: And then removed it all
Michael: Dude I’m taking diamond Ray: So you thought it was too nice, with the bed, and then you just took it away Gavin: Yeah Jack: How much lava do you have in my ceiling, is it just that one block? Geoff: Just one block
Jack: How much lava do you have in my ceiling, is it just that one block? Jack: Oh, okay Michael: I like- That’s sc- valid question Michael: “So how much lava’s in my ceiling?” Geoff: Did you get it fixed?
Jack: Yeah Geoff: Alright, cool Michael: How do you make diamond armour?
Geoff: Yeah, you’re good Geoff: Woooah, what’re you doing? Wh- Are you making snowballs? Gavin: Who, me?
Geoff: Yeah Gavin: Yeah I’m making snowballs Geoff: Fucking sweet dude Gavin: Whiine Geoff: What do I do with snowballs Gavin: You can make an ice-block, for an igloo, or you can throw snowballs Gavin: Like me throwing one at Michael right now Gavin: Boop, boop, boop Michael: You missed, you suck
Ray: I don’t have a shovel so I’m shovelling dirt with a pickaxe Geoff: Snowball fight Michael: Gavin NO! Gavin: Sorry. Hey, wo- careful, careful! Michael: Dude I’m throwing snowballs at you, dirt snowballs Ray: Oh that’s snow? Well Ray: Now it’s less fun
Gavin: Dude you should all come and check- ow, ow! Gavin: Check out our sweet, freaking garden, cactus garden Michael: Alright let’s check it out
Geoff: That was… Geoff: A lot of harvesting there, the cactus garden Geoff: We had to make dye
Michael: How do I equip jb- oh, there we go Geoff: It was a whole thing
Michael: Ooh, dude Michael: If I put the diamond on, it, like, he wears it Gavin: Yeah he does Gavin: You got a nice hat on now. Oh you’re getting dressed right in front of me Michael: Yeah I am. How do you like that? Michael: Does that upset you? That I’m getting dressed? Ray: Look at my sweet carpet Jack: Phone!
Michael: Geoff your phone’s ringing
Geoff: Fuck- Gavin: Bye Geoff Ray: Unprofessional
Michael: Yeah I don’t think so, no way Jack: Oh! It’s starting to get dark Michael: [exceptionally loud burp]
Geoff: -Let’s Plays Michael: Dude, I know, that would be rude
Geoff: The place that will just have to call back tomorrow Jack: I love my sign: ‘Jack lives here’ Ray: Mine just says ‘Ray’ Michael: What does mine say? Michael: Oh yeah, my- mine says
Geoff: Yours says ‘Awaiting Approval’ Ray and Michael: Yours says ‘Awaiting Approval’
Michael: I forgot Michael: What the fuck does that mean, by the way? Geoff: What are you doing, Michael?
Ray: Oh they just put up the sign, they didn’t write anything on it Geoff: What are you guys- What are you digging for?
Gavin: Ow, ow Michael: Who?
Geoff: Who’s fucking up our dirt? Michael: That’s probably me Michael: Yeah that’s me Michael: I don’t have anything! Michael: Oh what’s this? Is this a button? What’s this? Michael: Look! What is this? Gavin: What is it? Michael: Look, it looks like a button
Geoff: What is that? Gavin: There’s no buttons
[click] Michael: Yeah! It was a button! Michael: What’s it do?
Geoff: Did you push the button? Michael: Yeah Geoff: Okay Gavin: Wha- What? What?
Jack: That’s terrifying Michael: What does it do? [explosion] Geoff: Uh, [clears throat] Michael: OH OOOH OOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOD Michael: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? [laughing, and also screaming] Ray: What the fuck
[laughing, and also screaming] [more laughing] Michael: I found the button! Geoff: Uh…
Michael: Just so you know Michael: Good lord Gavin: Someone found the basement!
Michael: My home! Ray: Oh god it’s everywhere!
Michael: Nooo! Michael: Good god [laughing] Michael: Don’t fuck up the Achievement Hunter logo Michael: Holy shit
Jack: Wow Michael: What the fuck?
Geoff: That was, um Geoff: That was our fail-safe Michael: Your fail-safe to what? In case someone hijacked the island? Jack: There’s Michael’s bed Geoff: Oh no Jack: Don’t worry, it’s okay Michael: I just like- I found a button and Geoff’s like Michael: “Did you push the button” and I’m like “Yeah” and he goes Ray: NO MY SHITTY HOUSE JUST GETS SHITTIER
Michael: Alright Michael: I don’t think that’s possible
Gavin: By the way, that was known as ‘Plan G’ Michael: Let me-
Ray: I DIED Michael: Now- Now let me guess this button doesn’t fuck up Geoff’s house at all Geoff: Oh yeah, no, my house got fucked up Geoff: Cool thing about that button-
Michael: YOU- YOU GOT LIKE A Michael: FUCKING DENT IN THE SIDE OF YOUR MONOLITH Geoff: Cool thing about that button- Gavin: Let’s assess the damage Gavin: Ooooh Geoff, you did take some damage Geoff: I did. Hey, let’s go up to the roof and uh, fucking look from the roof
Michael: Good lord Ray: I can’t even respawn Michael: There’s fucking diamond shit everywhere from someone who died! Ray: THAT WAS ME! [laughter] Michael: Ray was in the middle of the blast zone! Michael: He was at ground zero! [laughter] Ray: All I wanna do is put a Jack’O’Lantern in my house and my mouth got fucked Michael: Ray just like “OOOUUUUUUUUH!” Jack: Dude- ah shit Gavin: I just watched Jack just, walk out of his front door and into the crater Geoff: We were gonna-
Ray: Still tryna respawn, by the way Michael: Still respawning Geoff: You have no idea how, uh Geoff: How nervous Gavin and I were you guys would not find that button Michael: Dude I found that button quick as shit! Ray: The funny thing is, I saw the chest full of- Geoff: Gavin and I were fucking standing by it hanging out like doo bee doo bee do Geoff: This is a good place to hang out
Ray: I found a- I found a chest with like Ray: I don’t know, like 300 dynamite and I’m like “Okay” Gavin: Yeah!
Ray: Mayb- Maybe they used this to clear this out, I didn’t think anything of it Ray: We lost connection, I got blown out of the server Michael: Ray got blown- yeah
Gavin: So, I’m just assessing the damage
Geoff: Can we, uh- Gavin: Michael’s took a f- a- uh, quite a punch Geoff: Are you on the roof? Gavin: He’s still- No, are you? Geoff: Um, going there right now
Ray: Does my- Does my home even exist anymore? Michael: We need another invite Michael: We got blasted out of the game
Gavin: Oh, no! It blew all my art of the walls Geoff: Gavin d’you wanna- Gavin and Jack, do you wanna invite them back in?
Ray: Oh sorry! Michael: Fucking funny!
Geoff: After we were all totally done Geoff: We were like- dude come look at the fucking- Michael: Ray you died
Ray: I died again Gavin: Are you back in the game?
Geoff: Some of- Some of the green survived
Michael: Yeah Geoff: Oh man Michael: Dude, I’m back with my shit, too! Geoff: How much, uh- How much dynamite was that, Gavin? Gavin: That was probably-
Michael: A lot? Gavin: Fifteen-
Ray: I don’t have a map, so I just gotta look for his- his monolith Gavin: I’d say 1500 pieces of dynamite Geoff: I’d say at least- Well it had to be at least-
Michael: I don’t have a map Michael: But I didn’t even die
Gavin: Oh! Is that Ray’s house up there with the green wool in it? Geoff: Yeah Geoff: I would say it was about 1800?
Ray: I had a cool carpet Geoff: Probably 15 to 1800 dynamite Ray: Oh! I found the monolith Geoff: Gavin and I, at the last minute, had that idea Geoff: So we had to tunnel under
Ray: Can you uh- Geoff: Achievement City, and then put dynamite
Gavin: Ray! Your- Your house Geoff: up under every single block of wool Geoff: and then dynamite under that, and then dynamite under that Michael: It was worth it Geoff: It was three levels
Gavin: Your- Ray: How does my house look, Gavin? Gavin: Your house got- took quite a- uh,
Michael: Can we just- Gavin: A hit, Ray
Geoff: Jack’s house is fucking fine, by the way Gavin: I’m not gonna lie your-
Geoff: Jack’s house is fucking fine, by the way
Jack: My house is perfect Gavin: Your door is off
Ray: Well, at least my carpet’s kinda still there Gavin: I like the- the dent in Geoff’s house, it looks like someone hit it Gavin: It”s like a meteor Geoff: You, hey, wu- You should see from my view, Gavin [laughter] Geoff: It’s just a fucking crater where Ear- we- were- Geoff: Where civilization used to be Gavin: That is excellent Gavin: That is brilliant Ray: Well Geoff: Alright Gavin: Alright, so get to rebuilding guys, uh- Michael: Fuck you Jack: I’m fine Michael: Dude I found the button, my job’s done Gavin: I’m not happy that Jack’s house is just absolutely untouched Jack: I’m fine
Ray: Well there’s like Ray: twenty buckets of lava here and…
Jack: I got- Michael: Well whose house is this? Is this my house? Ray: Can I- Ray: Can I have my diamond stuff back?
Geoff: I- I can see some of your roof, Michael Michael: I don’t know, like, I’m stuck in a crater so I don’t know whose house is whose Michael: I think this is my house, but I- I’m missing the fucking ‘Awaiting Approval’ sign Michael: so I’m not sure if it’s mine or not Jack: Yours’s the one that’s- like the jaw of your house has been blown off Michael: Am I standing near my house? Jack: Yes, you are. That’s your house
Ray: I’m under Jack’s house Michael: Oh, okay Michael: Just fucking, live in Jack’s basement
Geoff: How do you go downstairs? Michael: For me? It’s like I just fall into the ground
[explosions] Ray: Oh god, there’s more TNT Jack: Oh, there’s more TNT
Ray: It’s raining TNT. Ray: Who did that?
Jack: Okay, there goes my house Geoff: Oh shit, oh shit! Michael: “Okay there goes my house” Geoff: Found the stairs Jack: Well, I don’t know what happened. My- m- The roof of my house is gone, but I’m still fine Ray: Jack over there Michael: Jack’s just like “Well, my house is gone” and I just hear Gavin cackling, so- Michael: I can just assume what happened there Jack: So I don’t know if Gavin just put TNT on top of my house? Jack: Yeah I’m gonna- Yeah there’s a little- little trace of Gavin, so Michael: Yeah, there’s trace evidence, of some TNT Ray: One block was lava, the other like, ten blocks were TNT [laughter] [Geoff sighs] Gavin: Oh, we’ve made a mess guys. We have made a really bad mess Michael: We didn’t make a fucking mess, Gavin Ray: Who’s ‘we’, yeah? Michael: I can’t see anything in the rain, damn it! Gavin: That was worth twenty hours, right Geoff? Geoff: That might be the best, yeah Michael: It was for you, maybe Michael: I’m fine with the two minutes I spent Ray: I found iron Geoff: Oh good Geoff: You can use that to rebuild civilisation [Gavin snorts] Michael: Look at this fucking mess Gavin unleashed
Jack: I’m tryna set Gavin on fire Geoff: God damn that is- I- Geoff: You know what, Gavin? I’m really glad we went and added
Jack: Woah, woah! Jack: Holy shit! Jack: Look I’m stood right on the edge of that explosion, Gavin Ray: You put lava down here with me?! Michael: Yeah Ray: Are you serious? Michael: You just said- You were just gloating about how lava couldn’t kill you Ray: Well it can, it’s just- Ray: You know…
Geoff: Where are you Ray? Michael: Still Ray: I’m right inside a waterfall Michael: Now if you touch the lava, will you die? Yeah you will
Ray: Right next to a lava-fall Michael: You’re getting fucked up bro
Ray: Oh my god it hurts Michael: You’re getting murdered by the lava waterfall Ray: Well, I’m just gonna- Geoff: Are you down here somewhere? Ray: Maybe Michael: You got rid of the lava Ray: I did get rid of the lava. I’m tryna get out Ray: Where the hell is this? Geoff: Where the fuck are you guys? Ray: I don’t know where I- Ray: I’m scared
Michael: I’m- I’m going down, but I don’t have any tools Michael: Oh someone jumped in the hole with me Geoff: Yeah it was me Gavin: Ueep! Up! Geoff: Yeah Michael: Oh, fuck Geoff: -diamond pants Michael: Geoff, we’re fucked Geoff: I got no tools Michael: Why would you jump down here?! Geoff: I lost all my tools Michael: Alright well I’m still going down Michael: Stop hitting me! Geoff: I’m not tryna hit you, I’m tryna hit anything Michael: Stop Michael: STOOOOP! Jack: This is the dumbest video ever Michael: You- You’re fucking hitting me! Stop!!! Geoff: I’m not trying to hit you Ray: Dude six man X-Men commentary, you can’t top that Geoff: Alright you dig, I’ll jump [laughter] Ray: Solid plan Ray: What is this? Michael: I was digging down to Ray Ray: There’s more lava down here?! Jesus christ, I can’t escape it! Ray: I try and find a way out, there’s just more [Geoff laughing] [Gavin sighs]
Ray: Fuck dude Gavin: I’m standing upon a view of success right now