From what I’ve seen on the other videos, people get really offended when you don’t like it. -So it’s great.
-Yeah. Ahhhhh I’ll actually loosen my buckle here for this. Did you see that? Did you look?! We should explain that you’re very fussy. I hate food, food’s gross. It’s a stupid obligation. It doesn’t sound bad, it looks like dog food. This is all I’m having, having this bit. Let’s go! Taste like a burger. Hhhhhhh. I quite like it, I could eat it. Like, this could be my breakfast, like. -If you add a bit of cabbage… -(laughing) No you actual go for cabbage… You don’t. What? You say “a bit of cabbage” to every single food, regardless of what it is. Well, you should eat cabbage. Yeah, I’ll eat that whole thing. Go ahead. Well, what do you think it is? Well, it’s yellow so there’s egg involved in it, yeah? Let’s make things easy there’s – I love when something, when the ingredients on something has to start with “enriched degermed yellow.” Like a sponge cakey dinner spatula station. Yeah. Well it’s got a puff-puff pastry. What the fuck are you laughin’ about? That’s a puff-puff pastry. It doesn’t taste, it’s just… Yeah. There’s no flavor, at all. It’s dry. So dry. I’m sorry. It does look a bit like something you’d give a dog. Leather. It’s like, chewing your belt. It’s like a meat fart. It-It tastes like a coin. Do you ever lick a coin? Season- no “Do not eat”? Don’t package things that say, “Do not eat” with the food. Yeah, you know what’s never going to digest. You know you go to the toilet twenty times and it’s still going to come out in exactly in the same form. I don’t expect that to be too bad, but that, I expect to ruin my entire life. Oh, for fuck’s sake, it’s a tin! This one is going to really be f***ing shit American flavor which, of course, is freedom. It was designed so that you could put it exactly on a pretzel. -grunts- -pleased grunts- These should not be that texture or consistency. On the go, like take it out, go to the gym, bring your cheese. I’ll do my own, I’ll do mine. Is that not- That’s not bad. Yeah? Well that’s reassuring. “Hold your head high”? “Same gooey cheesy taste in a fancy new box.” Not that fun. “But you love it, because you know you do.” Sounds like an abusive boyfriend. Yeah, that’s bad. Needs more-ah… cheese and powder Starchy. It is yeah. Horrible. It wasn’t very good the first time, but then the MSG kicked in. I like how they marketed it as a macaroni and cheese dinner. Cornbread was like something you find down your trousers. Which it’s silly it doesn’t. Um, what was the other one? Biscuits risk it. I’d eat another of them, but- But not on its own though, you need your squeezy cheese. I don’t want to eat the squeezy cheezy. I know, I know a vegetable wouldn’t go amiss, I feel like. I never thought you’d say… “i miss vegies” Hey man oh sorry to interrupt you eating your macaroni and cheese I was just wondering if you knew that
that Fact’s have a facebook page now. And what’s it called? It’s simple. Go onto your address bar,
o Well that sounds like a really
interesting and positive way to leave… comments for the staff involved in the
company. Precisely! So do it then. Please.