I’d like a plain omelette. No potatoes, tomatoes instead. A cup of coffee and wheat toast. No substitutions. What do you mean? You don’t have tomatoes? Only what’s on the menu. You can have a number 2. A plain omelette. And some cottage fries and rolls. I know what it comes with, but it’s not what I want. I’ll come back when you make up your mind. Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I’d like a plain omelette. No potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast. I’m sorry. But we don’t have any side orders of toast. English muffin or a coffee roll What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you? What you like to talk to the manager? Hey. Shut up. You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind? I don’t make the rules. Okay. I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelette. Plain. And a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. A number 2. Chicken salad sam. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else? Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken… Bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich… And you haven’t broken any rules. You want me to hold the chicken, huh? I want you to hold it between your knees. You see that sign, sir? Yes, you all have to leave. I’m not taken anymore of your smartness and sarcasm. You see this sign?