*intro* [Arin] So… did I do everything in there? I guess I did… [Dan] Really? [Arin] Well I got the key. I got the key is the thing that I needed? [D] Okay. [A] Well maybe there’s a thing. Maybe there’s a guy in here or something. [D] Yeah. [Old Man] Scientists conduct *mumbles* You know, the one they call the Pokemon Mansion. You’ll never find it! … There it is. [Both laugh] [Arin] *mumbles* maybe… [Dan] What’s the key for? [Arin] I don’t know. I mean it’s for the mansion? I don’t remember there being a door I couldn’t open, but maybe there was and I just don’t remember. Fuck no, I don’t want to give you my Raichu you piece of shit you fucking old fart [Old Man] Do you have a Ditto and an Articuno you can trade for this piece—this chair I found? [Arin laughs] [Old Man] It’s a nice chair. Comes in a set of four. Beautifully upholstered. You can buy the other three. [Both laugh] [Arin] Hi there, yeah, I’ll buy some. Uhhh. [Old Man] Give me all your Pokemon for one Cadbury Creme Egg. A Cadbury Creme Egg costs two dollars. You’ll also have to pay that. [Arin] It’s filled with nougat. [Dan] It’s not. It’s not. [Arin] Fondant [Dan] If your, if your. Dude, if your Cadbury Creme Egg is filled with nougat, that is an ooold Creme Egg that you don’t want to eat. That means the yolk’s gone bad. [Arin] That’s mean, that means it’s from the 30s. [Dan] Oh God, it’d be funny if like it went, if Cadbury Creme Eggs went rotten like real eggs, and like, the sugary yolk just turns a greenish brown. But it’s still delicious. [Arin] Ooh [Dan] It like becomes chocolate mint. [Arin] God, I love Cadbury Creme Eggs. Well, I used to. [Dan] Yeah [Arin] And then I, I ODed on them. [Dan] It’s a lot of sugar. [Arin] The day after Easter. [Dan] I can do like two a year. [Arin] Wow [Dan] And those two are glorious. [Arin] Yeah they’re pretty good man. [Dan] Oof [Arin] They make me feel alive sometimes. [Arin] Vulpix, oh fuck.