BARBARA: Hey guys, this is Barbara. Thank you so much for checking out this free preview of Day 5. We hope you’ll enjoy it as much as we do. New episodes of Day 5 premier every week at roosterteeth.com exclusively for sponsors. So make sure you click right here, become a sponsor and don’t miss a single episode. So without further ado, enjoy the premier episode of our new series, Day 5. *WARNING MESSAGE* ♪ Intro Music ♪ ♪ Tense Music ♪ (lighter flickering) (thud) JAKE: Where is a lighter? (rummaging) Fucking!
Fuck! Ooh yeah.
Alright. Okay. Okay. (inhaling) Fuck! (rummaging) Come on. (sizzling)
(hiss in pain) Fuck! (pounding on door)
Hey, Adam! Open the door.
I need to borrow your lighter. (pounding on door) Quit being a stupid asshole and open the door. Please. (heavy footsteps)
Worst fucking luck. (exhales air)
(door opens) Fuck. (ominous intense music) (ominous intense music)
(door creaks open) (ominous intense music) Oh God.
(door shuts) (door shuts) (gate creaks open and shut) (trailing footsteps) (humming noise) (door squeak opens and closes) (metal cans clanking) (humming continues) (metal cans clanking) (light tapping) (thump)
(metal cans clanking) (door squeak opens) (leaves rustling) (approaching footsteps) yeah oh my god Oh my God. Is it Christmas? ♪ Upbeat Christmas Music Begins ♪ ♪ Instrumental “Walking in a Winter Wonderland” Begins ♪ (music fades abruptly) (heavy footsteps on grass)
(wind whistling) ♪ Gone away, is the blue bird ♪
(melancholy singing) Where’d he go? Hey! Where did you go and all your little bird friends and fucking anyone? DAY 2 yeah (plops on bench)
Oof! (grabs bong) What did you put in this shit, Adam? (lighter flickering) (sniffs) (dramatic music) Ooh!
(dramatic music) (dramatic music) (glass shattering) Oh, Jesus. Jesus. (dramatic noise) You okay, ma’am? Not okay. Not ok-ay No-not okay. Oohf. (typing on smartphone) What the fuck? (beeping) (sharp exhale) (ominous pounding beat) (trailing footsteps)
(heavy breathing) (beat continues) Come on.
Fucking piece of shit. (sharp breathing) (frustrated grunt) Alright. Just fuck ’em. (frustrated grunt) (beat intensifies) (beat ends) Fuck this shit. (trailing footsteps) (ominous beat continues) (approaching footsteps) (metallic thump) Dad! Mary! (bangs on door) It’s me, Jake! (bangs on door) Meg, open the door! I don’t want any money or anything thing, I just– I just wanna make sure you guys are okay! (bangs on door) Are you okay?
(bangs on door) (rummaging)
(muffled footsteps) (door lock jiggling) (door opens and slams shut) Hello? Anybody home? (ominous music) (heavy footsteps on stairs) (knocking on door) It’s Jake.
(heavy breathing) You guys playing hooky today? You better not be doing it because I’m coming in, okay? (door clicks open) (gags) (ominous music) yeah Megan. Megan! Meg! Meg!
(door swings open) (ominous music stops) (sighs) Oh, thank God. (panting) (door closes) (descending footsteps)
(indistinct distant voices and tones) [THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW] (ominous music resumes)
(tv beeps) [DO NOT FALL ASLEEP. THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT.] (intense music)
(beeps) [THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW]
(gasps) (heavy breathing)
(beeps) [DO NOT FALL ASLEEP]
(message echoes and distorts) (door slams open)
(footsteps) (wreching) (coughs) (catches breath) This is a nightmare. I just smoked some bad shit, and I’m going to wake up soon. Wake up, Jake. Wake up.
(sniffles) Wake up. Wake up! WAKE UP! SAM: You are awake. Sorry, but…you’re awake.
Trust me. Otherwise you’d be like them. (rustles) JAKE: I don’t understand.
(sniffles) What am I supposed to do? SAM: Beats me. Just–don’t fall asleep. Okay. Okay.
(sniffles) Okay. *ROOSTERTEETH PRODUCTIONS*
♪ Ominous Theme Music ♪ ♪ Ominous Theme Music ♪ *DAY 5*
(theme music fades) *DAY 5* *DAY 5*
7:32AM JAKE: (sighs) This quiet. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it. Like being stuck in fuckin’ outer space. SAM: Now you’re just stalling.
Come on. This was your idea. Now you’ve gotta pay the price.
Don’t be a pussy. JAKE: It’s just that I don’t really like needles. You know that. Come on, don’t– (fleshy puncture)
Oh, fuck! SAM: (grunts) JAKE: Ooh!
You said you’d count to three! SAM: I would’ve done that if you– (fleshy puncture)
Fuck! JAKE: See, it hurts you little bastard.
SAM: (coughing) SAM: Okay! Come on! Come on!
We’re just wasting time! Let’s go go go go go go go go! (funky guitar riff) (splash) ♪ UPBEAT TROPICAL MUSIC ♪ (splashing)
♪ UPBEAT TROPICAL MUSIC ♪ ♪ UPBEAT TROPICAL MUSIC ♪ (tropical music fades) JAKE: Few things are worth being stabbed in the heart for, Sam. This was one of them. The other was Randy Conroy in the eighth grade.
She liked a stab in the back. Bitch. LILY: I’m sure she had her reasons.
(girls laughter) SAM: Lily, what are you doing in the hot tub? LILY: What? We can’t relax too?
SAM: Get out! LILY: What are you yelling for?
You guys are in the pool. SAM: Your body temperature is gonna raise and when it drops back down, it won’t be good. It will be bad. Understand? Get out. SAM: Get out!
JAKE: Come on, guys. We’re getting out too. RACHEL: Fine.
(slaps cement) (water sloshing) (wet trailing footsteps) (water sloshing) JAKE: Was that about–about raising your body temperature? SAM: They were naked.
JAKE: Yeah. You noticed that too, huh? Come on let’s go. I can already feel the crash coming on. JAKE: Hello? Earth to pervy thirteen-year-old.
SAM: Every thirteen-year-old is pervy. It’s kind of our thing. (water sloshing) yeah she’s the best of the non dead
girls we know I guess cool don’t have sex with her are you calling dibs orgasms release
melatonin is a hormone and a sedative where do you come up with all this shit I’m a pervy 13 year old with the adhe an
Internet well you don’t have to worry happened to
hold the world record fall asleep after sex so you can relax looking after you goes both ways don’t get jerking off in
a corner and get yourself killed I was always worried about the dangers
of masturbation you and me both kid yeah you think I’ll never live long
enough to have sex that is the best life goal that I’ve
ever heard and I’m going to ensure that you see it
through my die trying what about you like i said i’ve already had plenty of
bad sex no why are you so awake no no just seems better than the alternative yeah never told you glad you came into my
life you and your friend ridden think I wasted all those years from
crystal and the ship was legal yeah now hungry I wonder how many people are left in
China more than here they won’t wake when it started right
through it and here is what fiber six in the evening there we didn’t even have a chance here they
just want to sound like fucking ninjas not all of us you know you still haven’t
told me how you actually survived it you know who had it really good Europe
it was morning they’re becoming a full night’s sleep nice nice head start set those lazy bastards to hit the
snooze button are they fighting no Lily again what it’s very weird no you should know that
what I know what are you going to do the fucking did you get that damn driving me nuts
stop take care of her I’m gonna go take a leak full disclosure and peed in the pool it’s probably have missed by now to be
honest I pension to just jump she didn’t feel like me stabbing the bladder I’m
time to take a piss diuretics killing me you don’t even know what that word means
means things that make you miss oh yes I can diabetic camel and girl there are you
guys still at it yes – she is that I got a new theory yeah should radioactive space probe
passes by before anyone sees it affects the atmosphere of the entire planet we
breathe it in poof simultaneous older brain States
that is the plot of night of the living dead it’s also incredibly dumb special for
someone uses words like diuretics it’s a good movie it’s a classic look
who gives a shit what this is it just is just got a surviving that’s what we got to do you become
sharks what sharks don’t sleep you know yeah exactly an adaptable species we survived the
comment that killed the dinosaur the fucking dinosaurs t-rex’s brother who ever think on that it’s not entirely true but I kind of see
your point sex kills in the Cesar full of sharks this world fucking sucks not if you’re a shark you’re becoming sharks then to becoming
sharks probably should wash your hands before you did all that and again no that was Rachel Rachel back what happened wake up can you turn away yeah sorry everything fucking why is it was 15 and
17 of them part out of the way to you need to calm down give me what I was like you know shit
you’re fucking kidding me ok so what time is it how much time was
like anti drugs aren’t even working anymore students sugar and caffeine and
cigarettes and the heart fucking drugs already been working and
yes we do what I tell you can feel it tell me it’s not getting worse just kinda the dose gonna get more and
we cannot run out I’m in ninth grade it’s just yeah please take care of it just take a
minute if you yeah this is a waste of time well what else
are we doing right now should we say something right in red maybe a moment of silence would be best well the right side we don’t have to
worry about having sex anymore that says who come on I’m just fucking with you man the backpack it’s gon fix it was all we
had left we’re going to capture before the house
you would enter fucking hard when we do hook it in every hour ago you were
staring at fence thank you the reserves virus virus on think i was driving yeah i think you are yeah we’re going man’s got to know his
limitations you know is that dirty fucking airy mean I never fill the gas
tank and shirts pop didn’t build more so the only gas station in town I’m not gonna question it what you need to go faster yeah yeah yeah yeah a way to come on come on come on come on the way you got us up yelling at
four years or more you know what time is you you something yeah yeah yeah ok ok got this you got this far so just
like Forza don’t be a pussy yeah yeah come on to win Marty I about this Jake haha yeah go away you could tell me you still get and stay
away from me Meg I’m not your sister anything you say meg still my man you are you following this guy this is a dinosaur combination just fine and the dinosaur coming it looks like an
airplane shut the hell up that would be great try to run off the road yeah yeah was I just hallucinating a second ago yeah my hosting you know I don’t know did you just stabbed with a screwdriver
before playing in our car yeah I think that was yeah okay how hello you’re right bitch well congratulations you’re grounded fairly certain we had the right away
that’s real funny that’s top-notch look we’re sorry we’re
crashing pretty hard so if you have any spare drugs or anything that’d be great
you know just shorter and then aged cities and three days I haven’t seen anyone your age since the
first guess that’s worth something it’s not gonna buy you much time kid
it’ll buy us enough thank you thank you so much thanks the patches you just save your lives well you probably just doomed everyone
else it’s a bit dramatic so I listen I don’t suppose you are
suppose you saw many pharmacies are you up there huh what come on we’re good guys we just
somebody stole our drugs it’s like your car still works yeah seems that way there’s a hospital
on this map but there’s not a hospital where the map says makes sense how you figure see this used to be seen
Sebastian’s but it closed like a year ago when it was replaced by the medical
center near downtown you can get us they have never been dumped there hey if we take you there you have to
help us find a pharmacy that’s the deal won’t be no sir and why the hell not because hospitals have fun tom is that your day are you serious you sure you should be with him can I
think he’s an addict look I’m pretty sure we’re all adults
now my name’s Sam by the way Ellis captain case I think it’s more of the occasion for
Ellis you’re right hey you said there weren’t any other
kids in any other cities it says nord now doesn’t mean they’re
not up this means i haven’t seen him seen
planet people was still kicking holy shit I think I just pissed out my
entire liver I can’t wait to do it again in five
minutes you should see the back of my plane must
feel for milk jugs on the flight over tell you some scavenger get a real rude
awakening is thirsting for lemonade is ironic the word word for what like the fact that mankind is literally
pissing away his last days that would be the word but we don’t have to piss it
away somewhere out there there’s an answer for this we just have to find while continuing to
piss all the time it’s not mutually exclusive kissing is somewhat unavoidable and
short ok you guys go find your pharmacy I’ll be in the ICU with instruction long day yeah it’s just getting started yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah good morning I was already rated the form ax see I’m
you’re an asshole sorry why I’m the asshole that rate of
the pharmacy singular also a single asshole I’m Ali you only take a look at that sure them to be great doctrine and India
pick-me-ups would be greatly appreciated we’ve got just the thing come up with me adrenaline well saline too much other
stuff probably shouldn’t mix but more bang for your buck than anything you can
inject her sort don’t touch it 38 times the wheel dose
anything more your heart is going to pop like a little noted thanks how’s your
holding up over there your son don’t know it was too cheap to
get the test results getting know what are you mean Sam
indispensable there it is okay now this is probably a
dumb question but you’re not actually in operating hospital right i mean not
anymore now now what you see is what remains the
last night shift over to work here well those of us who decide to stay no I thought we could just put our heads
together and try and figure this thing out what you got so far Jack and shit that
are alive right all right let’s get you back to your
friend yeah made ok here’s the rest hi Sarah you guys might tell me what you’re up to
with all of this hi Jake good question what are we up to with all of this these four missing times of death they’re the same as all the rest you
sure down to the minute yes I’m sure I wrote them and asked a
certain point it really wasn’t with writing anymore so Christopher Manning Alicia towns and
Matthew all moan and thank you rich thank you for reading their names aloud
and really hoping to see the faces of my dead patients ok look I was piloting the red-eye from LA
to newark big sleep hit somewhere and we’re open , can’t be exactly sure where
but boulder maybe we had a doctor in first class good man tried his best but he couldn’t
say as you know I couldn’t save my co-pilot we make an emergency landing in denver
along with a few others on board dr. record time death if they do instantaneous he says
three or four adjusted for x Denver’s a shitstorm hospitals over on
network shut down mass hysteria so we decided to place on
the New York I want to get home so my passengers but
looks not any better but it’s good enough that I can get a car now to take
a look at the bodies so I hand him over sound a few forms and
i’m on my way social media 24-hour news that sounded
me alone only good thing come out of that if you
ask me and they’re all talking about people dying in their beds and what time
do they say it all started 3m or around for him at least same here see and that one little word they missed
epic because it wasn’t around something or
about something it was exactly three or four I wasn’t that either because i remember
the time that the corner reported for the victims in nuke and what time is
that three of six so people died at slightly different
times so what so i decided to fly back towards denver
short flight just tested their man check the times of death in the hospital
then and every city it’s just a slightest
difference just a small little dip in the time DC three or five – field three or four three 30 true now here 30 so somewhere in between here and Denver is the point of origin exactly the earliest time that we can come up
with is in between here and death soldier’s death bolts or whatever it is
sleeping me right – okay about but one is it what exactly are you expecting to find
between here and done sleep became we thought a global scale in a
matter of seconds and nobody not doctors not scientists not anyone has a fucking
clue why but what do you think it’s a some kind
of glitch in our evolutionary trajectory biological terrorism a way more fair well I wouldn’t be
surprised if we arrive at your point of origin and we found the foot of God just
stomping out his creation because that’s the only explanation left don’t have an answer but i do have a
direction in that direction is west anyway wasted
enough time here i’m on the road wait we want to come with you look I traveled
all throughout Southwest Texas Oklahoma you name it i can get you around both up yep always come in pairs safer that way hey okay I’m gonna go grab supplies and
intelligent really be yeah hey don’t tell her why okay well radio if we find anything hurry up we still have to get actual
transportation busted wait speak of the devil going no you’re fucking not Jake shut up we’re going to fucking . we almost died
today now we’ve got to be safer smarter right
just need to adapt just a couple more days sharks summer
our bodies are sort of the rest in a few days your body is going to die how the shit do you know medical school look the body cannot survive without
sleep right now you have an expiration date we all have an expiration date n 11 days
max after that you can pop every pill in the planet but your body is going to
shut down you don’t know yes I do come on Jake a man’s got to know his limitations do
you know said that course I do he’ll 30 airy dirty fucking hairy yeah okay all right all i know is
someone’s got to do something or else this blueberry muffin is going to
outlast the entire human race tonight that happened yeah Jake yeah I’m scared again that’s just cause you’re starting to
think you might actually love to this but I’m scared too so much for the kind of sharks right
it’s fine i think i’d like to go back to me a person anyway yeah me too all right little bastard let’s go find an answer yeah yeah