[Patti] My favorite food at Brunchcon 2017 Has to be [Katie] I don’t care [Patti] A couple avocado I’m sorry. I’m trash because my boyfriend is dead Brunchcon 2017 Stick around! [Katie] Things are about to get lit [Patti] Itchin’ for brunch!!! *Both Chant Brunch* You look perfect [Patti] I AM perfect! [Katie] What’d they say about me? [Patti] Umm…What about her? On a scale from 1-10 Nine [Patti] Nine [Katie] A nine!? Why couldn’t I do a ten!? [Patti] What about me!? Forty! [Patti] A FORTY!!! I’m a forty…and you’re a nine *Punch* [Katie] I’m so f*cking hung over
Are you guys? Oh my god! No! Not at all [Katie] No? What are you’re mistakes at brunch or otherwise Ugh… My boss had a limo come pick us up after work and take us to a box at a Mets game And somebody drank a little TOO much in the limo And I had to drive home naked because I threw up on all my clothes in the limo [Katie] Wow… [Patti] That RULES! [Katie] When I was in third grade I accidentally cut a dudes hair with some scissors When I was um…thirteen years old I didn’t know how to put a Tampon in correctly and I bled all over a chair When I was kissing a guy we were making out and I bite him so hard that he bled [Patti] My first kiss was with a dog… [Patti] To pregame for this I drank a lot of alcohol in my apartment by myself [Katie] Those Mimosa’s I could drink like a gallon of those Mimosa’s [Patti] I can also drink more than that I could drink a lot of alcohol After my boyfriend died it was really hard for me I’m so sad right now Brunch is THE BEST! [Patti] Brunchcon 2017! I’m here! I’m Bacon! Who is the stronger protein?
That’s who should interview me [Katie] You want to f*cking arm wrestle right now? [Patti] No But I’ll do what I have to for honor Ow! Stop it! Ow! Egg has voted for Trump! [Katie] 53 percent of me is white [Patti] I’m bacon and I voted for Trump! [Katie] We have a friend…but she kind of sucks [Katie] Would you want to be the avocado? I’ve always wanted to be an avocado! [Patti] You hear that Clancy? You’re out! You’re out of here! F*cking freeloader… Clancy’s high as F*CK! Clancy’s high on dish soap [Katie] What have you eaten so far? Waffles. Smores with injectable chocolate And some avocado toast [Katie] What…? Are there needles here? No they’re in a little syringe [Katie] Oh no Bacon…you got to go What’s Bacon’s problem? You go to go She used to like… Have hormone injected into her [Patti] STOP IT! You’re being just like you were in high school STOP IT! [Katie] You love the attention Everyone likes BACON And only a few people are like EGGS! EGGS! But bacon and eggs go so well together… [Katie] What the f*ck do you know!? [Patti] Jen is going to help us find boyfriend at Brunchcon 2017! That guy over there with the black T-shirt walking [Patti] Yes!! Oh my god…he is hot! He’s like salt and pepper [Patti] What does your shirt say? It says “Brunch so hard Bloody Mary’s want to find me” [Katie] Um…I’m on my period right now and I found you [Patti] I can’t have a period because I don’t have a uterus Brunchcon 2017 is FULL of Brunch [Patti] Hi! Hi! [Katie] What’s the biggest regret that you have in life? [Patti] I started to learn how to roller blade instead of roller skate. And then I- Got to good at roller blading that I couldn’t really– Know how to roller skate And a lot of people roller skate– So that’s been hard [Katie] I like kicked a homeless dude one time on purpose That’s my biggest regret [Patti] Food is closure and this is not for Seriously This is not for this video This is directly to our camera man Corey I have tape worms. I think you should get checked out We shared that hot egg sandwich we got from Cabo Wabo’s Wasn’t that so fun? Going to Cabo’s together Anyways Corey, I love you You’re a great camera man but…yeah I have tapeworms
You also have tapeworms Anyways Aww…No thank you [Patti] Free celery It’s free celery It’s free celery Okay. No? It’s fine. [Katie] That’s not my problem My boyfriend is going to be so proud of me He was like you go to Brunchcon and you celery the SH*T out of those girls! [Patti] Hell yeah My boyfriend is dead… [Patti] We had an amazing day today at Brunchcon 2017 Wow-e. Wow-e What did we learn today Egg? [Katie] Brunch Is The BEST! [Patti] If I could vote again for Trump I woulddd [Katie] Donald Trump Twentyyy-Twentyyyyy [Patti] If you enjoyed this video [Katie] Please like and subscribe [Patti] And tell us in the comments how big this room is Follow us on Facebook [Katie] On instagram [Patti] On Twitter [Katie] This was so great I think I love Brunch And I think I love you… I love it