David as hamster- Hi there campers! I hope you’re ready to have fun today! [Gangsta hiphop music begins] David- Can you believe it, Max?! We’re getting not one, not three but two new campers today! Max- I’m not here to make friends, David. [Max kills a hamster] David- Max… You are not leaving my side for the rest of the day. Max- We’ll see about that, camp-man David- Here at Camp Campbell, we pride ourselves on the variety of our curriculum! Neil- Is this science camp? Nikki- This is adventure camp! ad-ven-ture! David- Camp Campbell is both of- *screaming* Max- Ah, stupid prepubescent legs. Neil- So, what’s your deal? Max- I’m just a kid trying to survive out here, Neil Qwen- There’s extreme sports camp, magic camp space camp … theatre camp art camp Dolph- It’s a dog! Qwen- other magic camp Narrison- Lightning bolt! Qwen- And lots more. lots of stuff. Nikki- So, what? It’s just some sort of camp camp? Campbell- Well I mean, I wouldn’t exactly call it out like that. Max- Oh, man. That was supposed to kill you.