MY NAME IS DORAEMON.I’M A SUPER-SIZED, GIZMO-IZED,
GADGET CAT FROM THE FUTURE.I GET SENT BACK IN TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY,NOBY, BUT HE’S A MESS!DORAEMON!
[YELLING]AND THAT’S WHERE I COME IN.TO SAVE THE DAY
WITH AN AMAZING INVENTIONFROM MY FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL
SECRET GADGET POCKET.BUT THINGS NEVER
TURN OUT AS PLANNED.GET READY,
‘CAUSE HERE WE GO AGAIN.I can’t believe
I’m doing this. What’s up
with the big golf bag, Mom? MOM:
It belongs to a friend. I borrowed them
from her and I was supposed to take
them back to her tomorrow. But she just remembered
that she needs them today for her
local golf tournament. I told her
my car is in the shop and that I’d have
to walk them to her, but she was adamant
she had to have them today. Well I can
take them for ya. Really?
Thank you, Noby. That would be
a huge help. Yeah, of course, Mom.
No problem. I borrowed every club
she has, so, here! NOBY: Got it. Come clean. Why’d you volunteer
to carry this golf bag? I need to get on
Mom’s good side. I’ve got some
bad news coming up. What’s that? I’ve kinda gotten an “F” on every single test
I’ve taken lately.All F’s?I swear to you I’ll
never get an “F” ever again!But I just took
a history test today and I’m pretty sure– You got
a big fat “F”. Yeah, probably. Geez, this thing weighs a ton.
It’s killing me. ( exhausted exhale ) I can’t do it anymore. Will you just carry it? No, I won’t carry it! You’re the one
who offered to do it! Then how about
a gadget to help me out. You’re unbelievable! Actually, there is something
that would be perfect for this. I know I’m going
to regret this, but–The Black Hole Pen
and White Hole Pen.Okie-dokie. Use the Black Hole Pen to draw a circle
on just about anything. Bring the bag a little closer
to the hole here and check it out. All right. Whoa! Uh, so it supposed
to work like that? Yep, exactly. ( laugh ) I don’t know about
this gadget, Doraemon. If I fail that test and lose
the golf bag, I’m toast. I’ve got it
all under control. Okay, this is where
I’m supposed to take the clubs. Great. Now this time I’ll use
the White Hole Pen. Whoa! That’s amazing,
how’d you do that? It’s simple. In the huge
expanse of space, something called a black hole
is believed to exist that sucks in objects with its massive
gravitational force and the opposite of that
is a white hole, which pushes objects out. These gadgets
have essentially harnessed that same
gravitational power. Make sense? No, not at all, but I’m just gonna
keep smiling and nodding! You lugged that golf bag
here all by yourself? You guys must be strong! BOTH:
Yeah, well, kinda. Yoo-hoo, Doraemon! I don’t know
where this is going but I don’t think
it’s gonna be good. Buddy ol’ pal. You mind if I take a quick
look at those pens of yours? ‘Kay, but just a look. All right, now the black one
sucks things in… Looking only! Oh, Sneech is coming. Huh? Noby, it’s just you. What are you doing
sitting on the ground, Sneech? Shh.
Shh. I just bought a comic book, but I know Big G is waiting
for me and ready to pounce. Every time I get a new comic
he says the same thing! “You know the rules,
what’s yours is mine “and what’s mine
is totally mine! Now hand over
that comic book!” If you know a way to
avoid this, I’d owe ya big. You just leave it to me. I’ll deliver that
comic to your house and Big G
will never know it. Black hole action! Um, I think
that might be a little big! Just put the comic
near the hole. Hurry up,
before Big G sees us. Are you sure? Sure I’m sure. Whoa! You’re absolutely positive
this’ll work? Yep, without a doubt. Let’s go to your house
and you’ll see. Hey, you’re
forgetting something. You have to erase
the hole after you use it! ( erasing efforts ) There you are, I’ve been
waitin’ for ya Sneech. Nice try, bringin’
back-up with ya. But it won’t help. So just hand over the comic
and no one gets hurt. SNEECH: Comic?
What comic? Hey, don’t play
dumb with me! I saw you go into
the comic book store and come out
with a new one! I have no idea
what you’re talking about. Yes you do! Cough it up,
cough it up, cough it up! You really
don’t have it. Yep.
Told you that already. This isn’t over! Man,
that totally worked! And now
I’ll retrieve your comic from the recesses
of space! SNEECH: Cool. Make it happen! Once I get it back
will you let me read it too? SNEECH: Yeah, sure. ( drawing circle effort ) My comic! Yep, that’s the one. If you wanna read it
first Noby, you can. I’ll go get some
snacks for us. And you’re
bringing me snacks? This is awesome. Noby, remember
to erase the hole! ( grumbling ) Yeah, but that’s just
the beginning of Pink Ooze. That comic gets
even better. Well, I’m glad Big G
didn’t get it first. Now give me
back my gadget. Huh?
You’re what? Where did I? Oh hey,
it’s that dumb cat. I hate that furball. Whenever that thing
sees me it always jumps and lands
right on my face! Oh!
That reminds me. I was supposed
to meet Mimi. Got to go,
no time to waste. Oh, hey, look it’s Sue! Wait up! Oh hey. On your way
to a violin lesson? Actually,
I just finished. I was heading home. Aren’t violins
kinda heavy? SUE: No. NOBY: You sure? Yeah, they’re actually
quite light. And by light
you mean heavy, right? No, by “light”
I mean “light”. Yeah, I hear ya,
those things are massive. Let me lighten
load for ya. I said I’m fine, Noby.
Yeah, yeah, I heard ya. What is up with you? Now you see it,
now you don’t. ( screaming ) Noby, what the heck
did you just do to my violin? Look at your face Sue,
all worried. Let’s just go to your house,
I’ll get your violin back. This had
better work Noby, if I lose that thing
I’ll be in trouble. I’ve got it
all under control. Now just sit back
and relax. All right now,
let’s get your violin. I just need
the White Hole Pen– Wait.
That’s not it. With this
White Hole Pen, I’ll— Still the black one.
What the heck? Violin, Noby.
Now. Like I said,
under control. Get my violin back
right this second! I might have
dropped it somewhere. You what? Then stop standing here
and go and get it! Okay, on my way! Keep buying more comics! ( panting ) This blob looks like Big G. You’d better be talkin’ about
one good lookin’ blob! Somebody save me! Those two boys again? They’re always makin’
some kinda racket. Huh? He’s gaining on me! Uh. Where’d he go? Man, I can’t find it
anywhere. Where did I drop it? Guess what I just heard? BOTH: What? People are just
vanishing into thin air? Yeah, they hit
a certain corner, and poof! They’re gone! Do you really think
that’s true? Yeah, of course. Hey look, it’s Noby.(thinking )
People are vanishing?Did I forget to erase
the Black Hole?Dang it, I did forget! All right,
I’ll erase it now. Whoa! It’s sucking me in! MOM: Noby? Thanks for returning
the golf bag for me. Look at this, I got
some hamburger meat. I thought I’d make it
for you tonight since I know
it’s your favorite. Oh no, this is bad,
that means no hamburgers! Doraemon!
Help me! What? Every item the Black Hole
sucks in gives it more power. Its suction force is getting
stronger with each victim! Let’s just say
there’s no White Hole Pen. What’ll happen then? The people who got sucked in
are trapped in the vortex, they can never come back! Wait, are you saying
you lost the White Hole Pen? Maybe. That’s a huge problem! Now go
look for that pen and don’t give up
until you find it! I’ll try to erase
the Black Hole you drew! Okay, thanks!MAN: Kettle corn,
Fresh roasted kettle corn here.I’ll take some!Comin’ right up.Um, where’s my corn? It’s not here. Or here. Or even here. ( jump effort ) Hang on, buddy! MR. S: Look at that,
perfect score. That Ace Goody
has never failed a test. Next up.
Ugh, Noby. Wrong, wrong, wrong. All wrong. Another zero. Must’ve run out of ink. Good thing I found that
fancy-looking new one today. Let’s give it a whirl. I can’t believe
how many zeroes that boy gets. SNEECH: ‘Scuse me.
BIG G: Coming through. ( all grunting ) MR.S: Noby! I’ve never been so happy
to get a zero in all my life! What kind of a bone brain
would say that? You promised me you would
never fail a test again! BOTH: Explain yourself
right now, young man. So, am I still
getting a tip? Ah, this stinks. ( groaning ) I’m just not tired. Geez, time is crawling! (whispering)
Doraemon. Hey buddy,
you sleepin’ in there? Let’s check. Hey, you by
any chance awake? Hello? Hey, hey, hey, hi! No, I am not awake. Now go back to sleep
and leave me alone. But no matter
what I do, I can’t sleep. Know any trick
that’ll help me out? Count sheep like
everyone else does. I tried that already,
it didn’t work. Now that was
a rude awakening. You’ve got
to have somethin’. This is what you get for
takin’ a four hour nap! You can’t sleep,
you can’t sleep. There’s not much
you can do about it. You’ll just have to stay awake
until you finally get tired. That’s what I’ve been doing
but I’m so bored. Easy fix,
just do some homework. ( snoring ) What else you got
in that noggin? ( shaking efforts ) If that doesn’t do it,
then watch TV. I tried
doing that first. But at this hour
there’s absolutely nothing worth
watching at all. Let’s see
what I’ve got. Come on, no sleeping! Huh?
I was awake! Here, try this.The Dream-a-vision.( yawn ) A TV? But I just said
there’s nothing good on. There. Huh?
What’s this show? NOBY: Cool,
it’s about Dinosaurs! What channel is this? And why didn’t I–
Ah, come on! ( snoring ) Oh well. That was so cool!
Huh?( sobbing )Um… Why am I
on the television? ( growl ) ( screaming ) What the heck? I was never in a movie
about a dinosaur! This is so lame. Super Big G!
Save me please! You’re my only hope! The defender of the weak
and champion of justice. I am the man
who rights all wrongs. Because I am Super Big G! Drop the noob! Gotcha. Super Big G,
you’re so strong. Yes. Yes I am. Super G Kick! Extinction time. ( dinosaur groans ) You’re the best. The most amazing
super hero ever! You’re like
a rock star! Super Big G!
He’s the greatest!Have no fear
Super Big G is here!Give me a break. What do you mean
have no fear? Making people afraid of you
is your super power! No use
getting so worked up. Oh, really? You seen just how
awful this show is? Yeah, but
this is a Dream TV. Just watch someone else’s. That was Big G’s dream. That’s why it’s lame.
DORAEMON: Yep. And that’s why the story was
all about him being the hero.Super Big G!I need your awesomeness
to save me again!Seriously.
Forget this. What else
can we watch instead? You change the channel
by tuning in the distance
and direction. Once you’ve done that, you can watch anyone’s
dreams you want. Whatever,
I’ll figure it out. Yep, that should
keep you entertained. Okay, good. I know! I’ll see what
Sneech is dreaming about. Fine, just don’t
wake me up any more. Is that me? Really? Do I have snot running down
my face in everybody’s dreams? This homework
is super hard. I’m going
to fail for sure! I know,
I’m in the same boat. Yeah, me, too. One hard assignment
and you whine like a toddler! You three
are an embarrassment! We’re so doomed! You all deserve
a hundred lashes with a wet noodle! SNEECH:
Hi there, teach! Look, it’s Sneech! That’s supposed
to be Sneech? Come on dude, help us.
Please! You’re the only one
who can do it. We’re not smart enough
to solve these problems. But you are.
So please, help us out! Well, let’s see
what we have. ( laugh ) I say we up the stakes here and make this
a little more interesting. If any of you
get this wrong, it’s a thousand lashes
with the noodle! Fine.
I’ve got this handled. Well if you don’t,
it’s noodle time. Mankind has yet to invent
a problem that I can’t solve. Divide by pi. All done. I have found the answer! One plus one does equal 2! I can’t believe it! You were able
to solve the problem! Your intellect is so vast. I kneel before it! Well, I hope you’ve
learned your lesson. No more
hard problems like that. These students
deserve better. You are so right.BIG G: Thank you, Sneech.
You rock.SUE: You’re the smartest,
coolest guy I know!That is the worst dream ever! Sneech made us
all look like idiots. Geez Doraemon. What were you thinking
giving me this thing? It just shows those jerks
being full of themselves. That is nowhere near
good entertainment. I know! I’ll tune this thing
in to Sue’s dreams! Hers will be way better than
Super Big Gasbag and Albert Einsneech. Cool, a castle!
See? I knew her dreams were going
to be way more awesome.I’ve been captured
by a dragonand left stranded here
in this old castle.Good, keep going. But I’ve no doubt
a young prince will ride in here on
a white horse any second now and help me
destroy this monster. Monster slaying?
That’s pretty cool. All right, fearless prince,
show yourself. NOBY:
Ye hark thee, Princess! That’s him! Yes, brave warrior? I have come to hither
to you slay ye dragon. Okay, that’s great. But why are you
riding a pig? Have you been on horse? Those things
are huge and scary. Ah, come on, seriously? Am I always a dork
in everyone’s dreams? Don’t let thine
simple sow fool you, he’s quite the steed. Now let’s mount
this sturdy stallion and escape
while we can. But if you and I
slay the dragon, we’ll save
the whole village. Yeah, dragon slayin’… I’m not
really into that. ( roars ) What the heck be that? It’s the dragon.
It’s back. Did you say Dragon? Um, I just remembered
this quest I’ve got to do. Hold on!
Wait! Look, if you want
a dragon exterminator you should call ye olde
pest control, not me! ( screaming ) Ah, dragon bird!
Dragon bird scary! Man, so embarrassing! Hey, Porkybits.
You ready to assist thee? You can’t leave me, steed. And you can’t
leave me. I need you
to help me fight him! I know it looked like
I was leaving you, but that totally
wasn’t the case. Nope. I’m going to stay
right here and help you
slay that dragon. I take it back! You can’t take it back,
we’re in this together now! Noby, you have
got to get a grip! ( roar ) PRINCE: Step back
you filthy vermin! I won’t let you harm
Princess Sue! Prince. White horse. PRINCE:
I will finish you now with the sacred spear
of warbley rays! Be gone! ( roar ) Princess Sue.
Are you hurt? I’m fine, Princey! Princess,
let us join Kingdoms and we can rule
our lands side by side. Yeah, okay,
sounds good. See ya, Noby.
Stop by our new castle! What? You’re just gonna
leave me here? Aw, that’s not cool!
I helped too. TV’s nothin’
but garbage these days. ( screaming ) Hey, what’s the big idea?
Breaking my stuff like that? ( screaming ) Was that bad? NOBY:
Well I guess it’s okay as long as they can’t
come through the TV! I’ve saved
a special problem just for you! Doraemon! Hurry! Hit the button thingy.
Turn them off! I can’t. Once they leave
the machine, they’re real! ( roar ) Run away! ( growls ) Come ‘ere! MR.S: You know
you’re going to fail. Submit yourself
to the wet noodle! Submit! The wet noodle
awaits you. You cannot escape it! DORAEMON:
You hanging’ in there? Yeah, barely. But we can’t seem
to shake these guys. Here’s what we do. I let myself get eaten
by those monsters. And then you
make a run for it! Ah, that’s so sweet. Sorry
it has to be you! Run Noby,
forget about me. This was the one jam I couldn’t
help you out of. Well, Doraemon… I guess this is goodbye. I’ll never forget
your friendship, buddy. No matter what happens.
I’ll always remember you!( crying )Someone had to be eaten.I’m just so sorry
it had to be you.You’re probably a pretty
decent Dino snack though!You let me get eaten
by that stinky dinosaur just to save
your own hide? You’re can be
such a nincompoop! Thanks again, buddy.
You’re the best. Know what? You’re late for school but I just got squished
by a dinosaur, so guess who’s not
able to wake you up? I’d do the same
for you, I swear. Not really.